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SPAM SHORTAGE HITS HAWAII

imageHonolulu, Hawaii – A visit to Hawaii is never complete without having a snack or meal of spam sushi. This Japanese cuisine-inspired delicacy is a mainstay in local restaurant menus as well as in the refrigerated sections of every ABC Store.

In the last week, however, spam sushi has all but disappeared in Waikiki and elsewhere in the Hawaiian islands. Even McDonald’s has run out of its spam inventory and scrapped the island breakfast combo of eggs, spam and rice from its menu board.

Investigation conducted by local authorities revealed that there has been some hoarding going on, instigated by a particular group of Hawaii visitors.  Pressed by The Adobo Chronicles to identify the “hoarders,” one local official – on condition of anonymity – said: “secret service agents and journalists” accompaning President Barack Obama who is currently vacationing in Hawaii with the first family and first dog, Bo.

Officials are also investigating reports that the shortage is further aggravated by Filipinos going home for the holidays with balikbayan boxes loaded with cans of spam purchased from Costco and other warehouse stores in the islands.

Local merchants have sent urgent messages to Hormel Foods, makers of spam, to airlift several thousand cases of canned spam from its Minnesota headquarters to Hawaii.

‘GOOGLE VOICE’ FACES GENDER DISCRIMINATION LAWSUIT

imageSan Francisco, California – The West Coast Division of the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) is suing Google for gender discrimination over its popular Google Voice smart phone app.

Like  Apple’s Siri, Google Voice is able to help smart phone users with questions or directions through its voice-activated feature. The problem is that  Google Voice does not have an option for a male voice, unlike Siri.

The class action suit alleges that  Google discriminates against consumers who have specific gender preferences for their smart phone  “assistants or concierge service” by not offering the option of a male voice, especially in a gay male-dominated  place like the San Francisco Bay Area.

Google has not returned calls from The Adobo Chronicles requesting for comment on the lawsuit.

2013’S MOST POPULAR GAME IN THE MARKET REVEALED

 

Photo credit: Capital One
Photo credit: Capital One

New York, New York – The days of ‘Tickle Me Elmo,’ Transformers, Scrabble and Monopoly are over. In this age of capitalist technology, the hottest games, gifts and toys in the market  over the last many Christmas seasons have been Microsoft’s X-Box, Nintendo’s Wii and other electronic devices.

But wait — not any more. The makers of traditional toys and games are fighting back, and are winning! Yesterday, the American Toys and Games Manufacturers’ Association (ATGMA) revealed the top item in the 2013 wish list of shoppers, based on a nationwide survey of consumers – children and adults alike.

The winner: “The New and Improved Dart Board Game.” The 2013 model of this once-favored game features an enlarged bull’s eye center section (see photo). The game’s manufacturer said that it hit the jackpot when it tested the new device among focus groups earlier this year. “We had a 100% approval rating,” it said, adding  that “players liked the idea of a perfect score each time they played. With this new model, it is almost impossible not to hit the bull’s eye.”

As of yesterday, the new dart board game is sold out and online orders have a 2-week backorder status. It retails for $99.99.