Category Archives: Business

Sampaguita Girl Twice A Victim

Ah, the fearless defender of mall peace—the security guard who apparently mistook a child selling sampaguita leis for a dire threat to consumer tranquility.

Videos of the incident showcase this valiant protector taking swift action by destroying the “dangerous” leis. Naturally, the young girl reacted with outrage, striking back with her now-useless merchandise. But our hero, unwilling to let this grave insult go unanswered, retaliated by kicking her—a masterstroke of conflict resolution. As for the hand-grab, well, that was just another shining example of professional restraint.

Speculators argue the girl could have been masquerading as a student in school uniform (with some saying she’s actually an adult) and may have been part of a syndicate or a video setup. If true, she’s not just a victim of a system exploiting her innocence but also a convenient scapegoat for public ire.

Regardless, nothing says “law and order” like a security guard waging war on a child’s (or adult’s) hustle. Bravo, mall security. Bravo.

Maraming Nabudol Si Ka Tunying!

Lubos na naintriga ang mga netizen sa post ni Anthony Taberna, a.k.a. Ka Tunying, kung saan nilagay niya ang petsa na “January 13, 2025.”

Maraming natuwa at marami ding nagalit. Ang petsa daw ba na iyon ay araw ng impeachment ni Sara Duterte? Pagbaba sa puwesto ni Bongbong Marcos? Ikatlong “People Power?”

Pero si Ka Tunying na mismo ang nagsabi na ang petsang iyon ay ang anibersaryo ng mga kumpanya ng veteran brodkaster. Sa January 13 ang nakatakdang selebrasyon kasama ang lahat ng empleyado ni Ka Tunying.

Marami ang nabudol!

Maligayang pagbati kay Ka Tunying, mula sa Adobo Chronicles. Hihintayin namin ang inyong padala!

Fast Food Chains Go Digital: Kiosks Or No Kiosks?

Ah, the digital order kiosk—a shining monument to progress in fast-food dining. Who wouldn’t want to stand awkwardly in front of a glowing screen, scrolling through endless submenus just to find “no pickles” for their burger? These technological marvels promise convenience, yet often deliver chaos. Instead of one cashier managing a line, we now have five kiosks fostering five individual bottlenecks, each held hostage by confused patrons deciphering touchscreens like ancient hieroglyphs.

And let’s not overlook the “hidden” benefit: fewer employees. Why pay humans when you can let machines take the heat for botched orders? It’s efficiency at its finest, until the system crashes and everyone’s forced back into one line for the lone, overworked cashier.

For tech-savvy diners, it’s a breeze. For non-techies, it’s a gauntlet of shame and frustration. Truly, these kiosks embody the future: faster, sleeker, and mildly infuriating. But hey, at least they don’t ask for tips.

Do you like digital kiosks? Let us know in the comment section.