MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Now that the UST Alumni Association President has resigned and Mocha Uson has offered to return her Thomasian Alumni Award for Government Service, Pinoy Ako Blog’s Jovier Laurio told The Adobo Chronicles that she is also returning her ‘Filipino of the Year’ Award to the Philippine Daily Inquirer.
Fair and square!
QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Just moments after she criticized the U.S.T. Alumni Association’s choice of Asec Mocha Uson as the 2018 Outstanding Alumnus for Government Service, blogger and gossip extraordinaire Raissa Robles received good news from her alma mater, the University of the Philippines (U.P.).
The good news: the U.P. Alumni Association has named her the 2018 Lifetime Achievement Awardee for Fake News.
Robles graduated Magna Cum Laude with a degree in English Literature, major in Imaginative Writing. She’d rather not say what year.
In modern parlance, ‘Fake News.’
WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – It was the most anticipated tweet from U.S. President Donald Trump — his announcement of his ‘Fake News Awards.’
Almost all major news organizations in the U.S. were honored: CNN, Newsweek, The New York Times, ABC News, Time, The Washington Post — eleven awards in all.
But The Adobo Chronicles has learned that a 12th honoreee — a Philippine newspapaer — was inadvertently cut from Trump’s tweet because his post already exceeded the maximum number of characters.
So, here it is, courtesy of sources close to Trump: the 12th Fake News honoree:
12. Philippine Star for publishing an unconfirmed news that Donald Trump called Philippine Senator Antonio Trillanes, ‘Lil Narco.’
The Adobo Chronicles 
You must be logged in to post a comment.