All posts by Pol Pinoy

Manny Pacquiao Plans To Submit Absence Excuse Letter To Philippine Senate

image
Senator-elect Pacquiao (Photo credit: Reuters)

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Fans of Manny Pacquiao may have a chance to see their Filipino boxing idol fight in the ring one more time — at the 2016 Summer Olympics to be held this August in Rio de Janeiro.

Negotiations are underway for Pacquiao, who was just elected senator in his country, to join the Philippine delegation to the Rio games. It could be the only path for the Philippines to win a gold medal.

As Pacquiao mulls his participation in the Olympics, he told The Adobo Chronicles that he is planning to submit an absent excuse letter to the Senate to cover the time he will be in Rio for the Olympics.

The senator-elect was among the top absentees in the Philippine House of Representatives where he sat as a congressman representing his home province of Sarangani.

Now we know why Pacquiao recently said that he cannot promise the Filipino voters that he will have a perfect attendance during his term as senator.

It all makes sense now.

image

SPOILER: Star Trek Beyond Features Transgender Character

image.jpeg
Photos: screen capture

HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles, Los Angeles Bureau) – Eat your heart out, Mississippi, North Carolina, and other states and cities with or mulling about anti-transgender laws.  ‘Star Trek Beyond’ has a response. A big response!

Directed by Justin Lin (‘Fast and Furious’), the latest in the Star Trek saga features not only new actors playing traditional roles, but also a new transgender character. (We can’t reveal the name of the new character or the actor playing the role — as yet).

This revelation comes in the midst of recent claims of the ‘whitewashing’ of Hollywood films: the lack of African American roles or the continuing phenomenon of white actors playing Asian characters.

“It’s a victory for the transgender community,” said a spokesperson for the Transgender Law Center in the San Francisco Bay Area, “it’s about time.”

It wasn’t clear as of press time whether the transgender character will be played by a transgender actor.

The Adobo Chronicles tried to reach legislators in Mississippi and North Carolina who, we understand, are all avid Star Trek fans, to get their comments on this earth-shattering announcement from Paramount Pictures. We have not received a response.

image

How Much Is President Aquino Leaving The National Treasury?

image
Photo: The Adobo Chronicles

(DISCLAIMER: This report is subject to review by the Commission on Audit)

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Philippine President NoyNoy Aquino — who revels in touting his administration’s so-called accomplishments –said yesterday that he is ending his 6-year term with P164.33 billion  ($3.57 billion) in the national treasury, thanks to dividends remitted by government-owned and -controlled corporations (GOCC).

“My promise to our boss: I will leave this country in a totally different situation from what I came upon,” Mr. Aquino said during the 2016 GOCC Dividends Day at Malacañang.

What Mr. Aquino forgot to say in his speech was that the Philippines’ external debt now stands at $77.47 billion, according to the Banko Sentral Ng Pilipinas (Central Bank of the Philippines). 

So, even without the use of an electronic calculator, Filipinos know that between the country’s external debt and the GOCC funds, the national treasurer is in the negative. Minus $73.9 to be exact.

Definitely, Mr. Aquino is leaving the Philippines in a totally different situation from what he came upon.

And that’s just as far as the national treasury in concerned.

image