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New Senators Marcos, Go, De La Rosa Mull PH Constitutional Amendment

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In the midst of a growing clamor among the political opposition to impeach President Rodrigo Duterte for failing to defend the Philippines’ terrotorial claims in the South China Sea as mandated by the Constitutiion, new Senators have put forward a proposal to amend the fundamental law of the land.

It has nothing to do with Duterte.

In an exclusive interview with The Adobo Chronicles, neophite Senators Imee Marcos, Bong Go and Bato De La Rosa said they will co-sponsor a proposal to immediately amend the 1987 Constitution.

One of their proposals is to make stupidity among elected and appointed officials an impeachable offense, carrying with it a penalty of lifetime disquslification from any public office.

It wasn’t clear if the trio’s proposal was an offshoot of Foreign Affairs Secretary Teddy Boy Locsin’s recent tweet calling Vice President Leni Robredo ‘boba’ (stupid) for criticizing DFA’s decision to revoke all courtesy diplomatic passports of ex-government officials.

No comment yet from the Office of the Vice President.

 

 

Kim Kardasian Undresses The Traditional Japanese Kimono

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, New York Bureau ) – In order to impress, some people dress up — others dress down. Reality star Kim Kardasian-West chooses to do the latter.

West has been criticized for launching a new line pf shapewear which she is calling kimono.

Kimono is of course the Japanese attire associated with royalty, respect, dignity and cultural tradition, and it is universally recognized as a  Japanese symbol, almost like the country’s flag.

It is therefore not surprising that West’scattempt to trademark her kimono has been met with fierce opposition on either side of the Pacific Ocean.

As a protester aptly declared: Kim has undressed the kimono!

Look What Imee Marcos Found In Antonio Trillanes’ Former Senate Office

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – In an almost surreal twist of fate, Senator Imee Marcos ended up inheriting the former Senate office of Antonio Trillanes.

Marcos announced she was going to ask her Igorot friends to peform a ritual to “bless” the office and to rid the space of evil spirits.

The Adobo Chronicles  has learned that Marcos found some interesting items in Trillanes’ office as her staff started to clean,  disinfect and redecorate what would be her office office for her first Senatorial term and beyond.

Among the items found were:

  • A tennis racket
  • A used toothbrush and a hair comb
  • A pink necktie
  • A pair of red designer high heels
  • A black cocktail dress
  • A blonde-colored wig
  • A Victoria’s Secret loungerie
  • Makeup products by MAC
  • Nail polish
  • Military uniform
  • Leather whip inherited from former Comelec Chair Andy Bautista
  • A photo of former Congressman Gary Alejano