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Rodrigo Duterte Joins The Adobo Chronicles In Congratulating Donald Trump!

Senator Migz Zubiri Throws Support For Convicted Felons

Senator Migz Zubiri’s warm embrace of Donald Trump’s re-election bid is, in his own words, a “return to conservatism” — if conservatism means supporting politicians with rap sheets that rival their résumés. 

The senator’s enthusiasm is remarkable; after all, what better way to demonstrate his commitment to “values” than by cheering on a former president still navigating multiple court cases? Zubiri seems to believe in second, third, and fourth chances — as long as they’re for friends in high places. His glowing endorsement of Trump and the principle of letting convicted felons run for office hints at his loyalty to a certain brand of politics: one where reputation doesn’t matter, as long as you have name recognition. 

By linking Trump’s “return” to the power of redemption, Zubiri conveniently sets the stage for those with questionable pasts to see politics as their true calling.

A Trip To The Haque Might Be More Doable Than U.S. Visa For Senator Bato De La Rosa

Senator Bato de la Rosa’s optimism about a potential Trump presidency reopening doors for his U.S. visit is a touching tribute to his unshakable belief in second chances. After all, Trump, known for his leniency toward controversies, might just ignore that pesky visa cancellation linked to de la Rosa’s track record in the Duterte administration’s drug war. 

De la Rosa seems ready to bask in Trump’s supposed fondness for authoritarian vibes—even if it’s Trump’s anti-China stance that might complicate things. And while the senator dreams of strolling down Times Square, a ticket to The Hague might be more plausible, where no visa is needed for an ICC-arranged stay. 

De la Rosa may want to remember that not all paths to international travel require a U.S. stamp; some trips come with a one-way, all-expenses-paid arrangement from the International Criminal Court!