Move Over Maharlika, We’ve Got The Real Video!

Vlogger Maharlika continues to fail miserably on her promise of scandalous footage. Despite the hype, the purported polvoron video featuring Bongbong Marcos remains as elusive as the Loch Ness Monster. 

But fear not, dear viewers, for karma has a wicked sense of humor. As die-hard anti-Marcos and pro-Duterte vloggers and news media lick their wounds from the lack of scandal, netizens have stumbled upon a delightful treat: a video allegedly showing a Duterte indulging in some herbal relaxation. Oh, the irony! While illegal substances are par for the course in the political circus, it seems the tables have turned.

But don’t hold your breath for Maharlika to showcase this gem. After all, selective outrage is the name of the game. So sit back, grab some popcorn, and enjoy the show as the hypocrisy unfolds in real-time.

Soon: Prescription Drugs That Contain A Microchip (Video)

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In a groundbreaking leap for pharmaceutical surveillance, the FDA has given the green light to a pill embedded with a microchip that broadcasts your medication intake to eager ears at your doctor’s office or insurance company. Because who needs privacy when you can have the peace of mind knowing Big Pharma is keeping tabs on your digestive system?

Gone are the days of fretting over government surveillance or data breaches; now, your gut is the hot topic of discussion. Forget about sharing your deepest secrets with your therapist – your gastrointestinal tract is spilling the beans to corporate entities faster than you can say “HIPAA violation.”

But fear not, privacy enthusiasts, for in this brave new world, confidentiality is but a quaint relic of the past. Who needs personal autonomy when you can have the convenience of remote monitoring ensuring you never miss a dose, and your every internal rumble is broadcast to the masses? 

Welcome to the future, where even your digestive system is not safe from prying eyes.

PH Supreme Court Decision On Trillanes Should Be Enough To Keep ICC Out Of The Country

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In a stunning twist of irony, the Philippine Supreme Court, dominated by Duterte’s own appointees, has struck down his attempt to revoke Antonio Trillanes’ amnesty. With 13 out of 15 justices owing their seats to Duterte, it’s a remarkable display of judicial independence—so remarkable that it’s almost comical.

This bold move proves that the Philippine justice system is functioning flawlessly, obviating any need for meddling by international bodies like the ICC. Duterte, ever the paragon of legal virtue, insists on facing local courts but draws the line at foreign scrutiny. Now, as a mere citizen, Duterte may find himself facing the very justice system he once championed.

But fear not, for the beacon of domestic justice shines bright, or so we’re told. Unless, of course, we still harbor a peculiar fondness for international fingers poking into our legal affairs.