In the latest episode of “Spin Doctor Chronicles,” the once harmonious choir of Duterte’s spokespersons has hit a sour note. Atty. Harry Roque, known for his linguistic gymnastics, claims Duterte made a gentleman’s agreement with China over Ayungin Shoal. However, Atty. Sal Panelo, the master of poker-faced narratives, vehemently denies any such pact, accusing Roque of chasing clout like a social media influencer. It’s a perplexing spectacle, akin to watching a slapstick comedy with two clowns tripping over each other’s oversized shoes.

But let’s rewind to Duterte’s heyday in Malacañang, where truth was as elusive as a unicorn in EDSA traffic. Did Roque sprinkle truth dust with his statements, or was Panelo the virtuoso of veracity?

In the circus of Duterte’s administration, truth was a kaleidoscope, constantly shifting hues depending on who held the mic. So, dear audience, grab your popcorn and enjoy the circus, where the truth is the greatest illusion of them all.