(Melchor Vergara contributed to this report)
She’s gone from Marcos Loyalist to a stray dog barking endlessly at the First Couple. Perhaps, it’s her way out of the personal pain she endures for not being given what she hoped was an influential, juicy position in the present administration.
Her latest tirades were a play on Artificial Intelligence (AI), posting fake documents or pointing to alleged discrepancies in otherwise legitimate records.
She has questioned a St. Luke’s Medical Center Cocaine screening result for Bongbong Marcos showing its release in just two minutes. Had she stopped blabbing and started researching, she would easily find out that the two-minute result window for a test kit was standard and consistent, especially for a highly-regarded medical center.
Perhaps, Maharlika never had a home pregnancy test (well maybe there was no reason for her to do have one) where results come in three minutes; or a blood glucose test with results straight away; or a total cholesterol test with results in just minutes. What does she think? We’re living in the stone age?
A psychiatric test would take much longer for accurate results, but Maharlika should take one anyway for her own peace of mind, and that of the followers she continues to fool.
In the latest episode of “Rules for thee, but not for me,” former Ilocos Sur Chavit Singson, the epitome of humility and respect for traffic laws, graciously offered a hefty sum of ₽100,000 to MMDA traffic enforcers who had the audacity to cite him for casually cruising down the EDSA bus lane in his armored convoy.
How noble of him to remind us that “no one should be above the law” while his own entourage gleefully violates it.
While he claims the reward as an act of generosity to encourage lawfulness, skeptics can’t help but see it as a desperate attempt to scrub his tarnished image clean with a wad of cash. His benevolent gesture is about as convincing as a toupee in a hurricane, and MMDA should promptly decline his offer before their integrity gets bulldozed by his armored convoy of hypocrisy.
Remember, folks, money talks, but it certainly doesn’t buy decency or respect for traffic rules.
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