Monthly Archives: December 2023

Business, Health & Medicine

San Miguel Launches Product Warning On Its Red Horse Beer Bottles

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by JAKE DON

In a bold move that combines transparency with a hint of self-sabotage chic, San Miguel Corporation has announced a groundbreaking product warning on its Red Horse beer bottles. 

Starting December 1, patrons will find the iconic Red Horse logo deliberately skewed, serving as an avant-garde cautionary tale for those with a penchant for the potent brew. In a surprising twist, the misaligned logo isn’t a design flaw but a deliberate move by the company to warn consumers of potential consequences.

This quirky marketing strategy mirrors the tobacco industry’s graphic health warnings, but with a twist – instead of ghastly images of damaged lungs, patrons are treated to the sight of a tipsy horse struggling to find its balance. 

San Miguel Corporation claims it’s a bold step towards truth in advertising, embracing the mantra that “seeing is believing” when it comes to potential visual impairment.

Critics argue this might just be a clever ploy to attract hipster beer enthusiasts seeking the latest in ironic imbibing experiences. Either way, it’s a refreshing departure from the usual corporate smoke and mirrors. Cheers to truth, however distorted it may be!

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This “Weak” President Named Bongbong Marcos

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In a stunning display of clairvoyance, President Bongbong Marcos has once again showcased his unparalleled ability to swiftly identify the culprits behind the recent Marawi attack. Critics, ever quick to label him as weak, were left questioning their own judgment. How could they doubt the president’s supernatural knack for accessing intelligence information beyond mortal comprehension?

Days later, the Islamic State graciously confirmed responsibility for the bombing, leaving Marcos critics with egg on their faces. A stark contrast emerged when comparing this to Rappler’s Maria Ressa, who prematurely attributed the Resorts World incident to ISIS without the luxury of actual facts. 

It seems the real weak link here is not President Marcos but those who doubted his omnipotent insights. Perhaps it’s time for critics to reassess their stance on the leader and distinguish between strength and the fiction peddled by so-called “journalists.”

(Melchor Vergara contributed to this report.)

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Politique PH Tuesdays: DDS, PPP and Ka Eric

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🎭✨ Oh, darlings, let’s giggle over the delicious irony that’s cooking in the political kitchen! Here’s a juicy morsel: the DDS and the Paid Parrot Propagandists are worshipping at the altar of Ka Eric, hailing him as the ultimate truth-teller and red-tagging maestro. 🤡

But this same Ka Eric, a.k.a. Jeffrey Celis, was once serenaded by none other than Rodrigo Duterte himself as a top drug personality. Talk about a telenovela-worthy revelation! 😲📺

The whispers in the corridors of power suggest that Ka Eric used to cozy up with Mayor Jed Mabilog of Iloilo City, another character named by Pres. Duterte in this drug narrative. Now, isn’t that a spicy connection? 🌶️🤔

You guys believe in Ka Eric? He’s spun lies to the people, the authorities, the AFP, Duterte, and even to his current stage, SMNI. 🦄🎤

Picture this: Ka Eric, the master propagandist, someone whose life is a big lie, weaving his web of deception for local politicians embroiled in drugs. It’s like a soap opera, but with more lies and less logic. 🕸️🤥

So, to all the dear DDS out there, the joke’s on you. You’ve been dancing to the tune of Ka Eric whose flute plays nothing but falsehoods. 🤡

Ka Eric is pandering to the DDS and pointing fingers to innocent people to save his ass. 😂🤡