President Biden Is Under The Weather, Appoints Obama Caretaker!

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – In an unprecedented development in U.S. history, President Joe Biden has appointed former President Barack Obama as caretaker of the current administration. Biden is reportedly under the weather and is temporarily unable to perform his duties as President.

The announcement was made by no less than White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre in a briefing held today before the White House Press Corps.

It wasn’t clear how long the Obama caretaker status will last.

‘Martyr Or Murderer’ Fans Respond To TRO With SRO!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The opening day of Darryl Yap’s new film, ‘Martyr Or Murderer’ was met with a threat to have it pulled out of Philippine theaters nationwide. This, through the filing of a Temporary Restraining Order (TRO).

MoM, as the film is widely known, tells the story of the late Senator Ninoy Aquino. It is the second of Yap’s trilogy that began with ‘Maid In Malacañang and will soon be followed by MAM or ‘Mabuhay Aloha Mabuhay.

MoM fans are not taking the threat sitting down. Instead, they have responded with an SRO — Standing Room Only — in theater after theater.

From all indications, MoM is headed towards a blockbuster status just like its predecessor, MiM.

Will the TRO be trashed by the SRO?

Stay tuned!

Quezon City Going For Guinness Record With Zumbang Gabi!

QUEZON CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – Quezon City has tried but failed in the past to make the Guinness World Record for the largest open-air zumba event ever, and it is not giving up.

Today, the Quezon City government announced that it will try again for the record, but with a twist.

The Adobo Chronicles has learned that a zumba event is in the works that will try to gather one million participants. The current record is held by the Provincial Government of Camarines Sur, at 13, 350 participants.

To achieve its goal, Quezon City will hold the event in the evening, starting at 9 pm when the usually hot weather cools down.

The event is named “Zumbang Gabi” (Night Zumba)!

Watch for further announcements. Be a part of history!