DFA To Provide Filipinos With Free Cruise To Canada

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Philippines’ Foreign Affairs Secretary Teddy Boy Locsin is  making good on his promise to help expedite the migration of Filipinos who are disappointed with results of the May 13 midterm elections in which the entire Opposition Senatorial slate was practically wiped out.

Locsin announced that the Philippine and Canadian governments have signed a Memorandum of Agreement whereby Filipinos wanting to immigrate to Canada will be accommodated in the containers of trash that will be shipped back to Canada.

The shipment consists or containers of trash that were shipped to the Philippines from Canada years ago under the guise of being recyclable plastic.

Earlier, President Rodrigo Dutete threatened to declare war on Canada if it didn’t take back its trash immediately.

Philippine envoys in Canada have been recalled as a consequence of the trash conflict.

Locsin told The Adobo Chronicles that Filipinos who will be shipped to Canada with the trash won’t spend a single dime, and that they will be exempted from securing a visa for entry into Canada.

A pretty good deal that can’t be refused!


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