Forget About The Pulse Asia Senatorial Poll, Here’s The Poll That Counts

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The recent Pulse Asia poll on voter preferences for Senators in the 2019 elections has received mixed responses.

People have questioned the top vote-getter Senator Grace Poe. Others were shocked at the inclusion of former Presidential candidate Mar Roxas in the top 12.  Still, many have rejoiced that Senator Bam Aquino has been bumped off the top 12. A few netizens have called  Pulse Asia, “False Asia.”

But forget about Pulse Asia.  Here is the poll that counts the most, from The Adobo Chronicles.

The poll question: Who are your top 2 choices for the 2019 Senatorial elections? (You can vote for more than one candidate)

Duterte Undergoes Colonoscopy, Challenges Trillanes To Undergo Brain Scan

6D263FF1-AE81-4C10-9081-50DEF071A933MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – President Rodrigo Duterte publicy announced this week that he had just undergone colonoscopy and edoscopy.

Colonoscopy is a medical prodecure that checks for abnormalities in the colon.  It is often described as a preventive measure because of its ability to nip polyps which can potentially turn into cancer.  

Endoscopy is an examination of the upper part of the gastrointestinl tract.

Both are usually outpatient procedures.

Today, Duterte challenged his No. 1 critic, Senator Antonio Trillanes, to undergo a brain scan to check for abnormalities and the current status of his mental capacity.  The President said Trillanes should also make public the results of the brain scan.

Presidential Spoksperson Harry Roque told The Adobo Chronicles that the President is very concerned about Trillanes’ mental health considering the many unfounded and stupid statements about Duterte that he has been spreading during his press conferences.

”Just like the President, Senator Trillanes is a public official who should be transparent about his health status,” Roque said.

Starbucks To Serve Mocha In Limited Edition Cups

3D4090E1-C178-4234-9F00-0D18BCC3A56AMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Hoping to reach out to a captive audience of 5 Million Filipinos, Starbucks Philippines announced today that beginning October 1, its hot or iced mocha will be served in limited edition cups bearing the image of, who else, Mocha Uson.

In order to avail of the custom cups, customers must order mocha.  Regular coffee, tea or juices will not be served in the special cups.

Speaking with The Adobo Chronicles, a spokesperson for Starbucks Philippines said that this is part of the coffee company’s overall marketing strategy to increase its dwindling number of customers. “Imagine if all 5 Million followers of Uson will come in to our stores and buy some hot or iced mocha?”

So what are you waiting for? Visit a Starbucks near you soon!