by Crispulo Bacud Tappa

Let’s Get KINKY

I understand where the Senate is coming from, positing a proposition that the Supreme Court must reconsider its decision to oust Sereno, as the body has already ousted her through a majority vote in a pioneering quo warranto proceedings.

A Senate that was ready to try Sereno in an impeachment proceeding suddenly finds itself in a coitus interruptus, as the Solicitor General came barging in and disturbed the couple in the middle of their sexcapade.

But the Senate also wants to come to a climax, and who doesn’t want to after a long foreplay was already initiated in the House, and must now force the Supreme Court to reconsider its decision to force the Lower House to return to bed and resume their sexual bout that was unceremoniously
interrupted midstream. But other than the Senators, this act must also happen because a part of our society wants it, the perverts, voyeurs, and sex fiends also have a sexual appetite that must be satisfied by this televised sexual bout in the House.

But the Senate is a lousy partner in bed if we go by its last performance. It had forgotten that it takes two to tango, between the upper and lower house. The lower house’s appetite for sex has lost steam and decided to dress-up, leaving the Senators so “bitin” and may end up felating themselves in their own orgy.

It could have also prostituted itself in the past when it received payment from DAP funds for its performance. Or has it become an aging prostitute held hostage and blackmailed by one sex fiend and is forced now to perform against its will to satisfy his whims?

Senate should remember this. The best sex act is neither too long that it will leave his partner too exhausted, nor should it be too short to keep her wanting for more. That both partners want to coddle each other after the act for they know that they had sex out of love and not out of lust. That like sex, we can achieve our desired orgasm of life in the most honorable way when money is not the consideration for our acts.

Sex for money is PROSTITUTION!