MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Yesterday, The Adobo Chronicles reported that Senator Grace Poe wanted to repeal the Law of Supply and Demand as she publicly called for the resignation of NFA Administrator Jason Aquino. Poe blamed Aquino for the short supply of NFA rice.

Another Senator, Bam Aquino, also called for his namesake (no relation) to step down, but had a different argument.

Senator Aquino invoked the Law of Gravity in seeking the NFA head’s resignation.

”What goes up, must come down,” Aquino said, “Administrator Aquino was on top, now he must come down.”