MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Now that ‘Sunday Beauty Queen’ has been named best picture of the Metro Manila Film Festival, it’s time to name the Kings and Queens of the Philippines, based on their impact on the events of 2016.
President Duterte: Mura King
President Duterte: Pu King (short for P*tang *na)
Senator Leila de Lima: Dakdak Queen
Vice President Robredo: Dakdak Queen II
Vice President Robredo: Long Distance Queen
General Bato: King Tokhang
Senator Trillanes: Bu King
Mocha Uson: Blog Queen
Cynthia Patag: Laos Queen (not the country)
Raissa Robles: Reklamo Queen
Sass Rogando Sassot: Pisass (Pizzazz) Queen
Kris Aquino, retired: Queen of No Media
Ferdinand E. Marcos: Libing King
Yellow Forces, Coalition Against the Return of the Marcoses to Malacañang (CARMM), Black Friday Movement: Hukay Kings and Queens
Renato Reyes (Bagong Alyansang Makabayan Secretary General): Rally King
Former President Fidel Ramos: King Kingan
Loida Nicolas-Lewis: Di Maka Move-on Queen
Loida Nicolas-Lewis: Long Distance Queen II
Korina Sanchez: Atraso Queen (wait lang kayo, ha)
Former President NoyNoy Aquino: King Inangyan
Mar Roxas: King Inangyan II
Did we miss anyone? Please add them in the comments section.
Happy New Year, all ye Kings and Queens!