Under His Presidency, Trump Will Outlaw Hanukkah, Kwanzaa

IMG_7867.PNGWASHINGTON, D.C (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – When Donald Trump said last week that we “can say Merry Christmas again,” it seems he really meant it.  But sources close to his son Donald, Jr., told The Adobo Chronicles that the president-elect has a more elaborate plan on reviving and preserving White Christmas.

We were told that as president, Trump would outlaw other holidays usually observed and celebrated at about the same time as Christmas.  Yup, he’s talking about Hanukkah and Kwanzaa.

Hanukkah celebrates faith and resistance against oppression and is observed mostly in the Jewish community.

Kwanzaa is Swahili which means “first fruits.” Celebratated mostly in the African American community, Kwanzaa focuses on faith, creativity and working together to solve problems and improve society.

A spokesperson for Donald Jr. said that his father’s plan comes altogether, perfectly — all aimed at his campaign promise to “make America White again.”

You get who you vote for.  Say “Happy Holidays” one last time.

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