President Duterte Sends Personal Christmas Message To Senator De Lima

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December 25, 2016

Dear Madam:

Despite our irreconcilable differences, I would like — in all humility —  to send you my best wishes for a Merry Christmas.

Christmas is a time for love, peace and healing.  I offer you all three.

While many people and the biased media have labeled us “arch enemies,” in reality we have a lot in common.

We were both elected by the people.  Me by 16 Million, you by 14 Million.

We were both criticized for our weaknesses. Me, for my cussing. You for your frailty.

We’re both fashionistas.  Me, for my denim Barong Tagalog.You for your trademark scarf.

You have been accused of protecting drug lords inside the National Bilibid Prison.  You have accused me of being the top protector of drug lords.

In the last 6 months, I have travelled abroad to meet with the leaders of China, Japan, Russia, Vietnam, Indonesia, Malaysia, Cambodia and Singapore.  You have travelled to the U.S. to meet with Loida Nicolas-Lewis.

You were in Berlin, Germany for a conference.  I have been likened to Adolf Hitler

I have presided over a joint session of Congress.  You have presided over a Senate commmittee hearing before being ousted as chair; although  you have refused to appear before a House of Representatives hearing.

A criminal case against you has been filed for ignoring the summons from the parliamentary committee and subcommittees as well as obstruction of justice by stopping your former driver from testifying in front of a panel probing illegal drug trade inside a prison facility.  You have filed a test case against me and my immunity from suit before the Supreme Court.

You have called me a dictator.  I have called you an immoral woman.

So in the spirit of the season, let’s both STFU. P*tang Ina!

Fondlely,

Digong

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