NoyNoy Aquino, Mar Roxas Accuse Philippine VP Leni Robredo Of Being A Star Fruit

image.jpegHERNANI, Eastern Samar, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Former President NoyNoy Aquino and former presidential candidate Mar Roxas issued a joint statement today accusing Vice President Leni Robredo of being a ‘balimbing’ (star fruit). Robredo was Roxas’ running mate under Aquino’s Liberal Party in the last presidential election.

Being called ‘balimbing’ is derogatory.  It refers to a turncoat, or someone who switches loyalty or political affiliation to advance one’s own personal career.

Aquino and Roxas were reportedly fuming upon learning that Robredo is lamenting that housing construction for the victims of Super-typhoon Yolanda has been very slow.  The disastrous typhoon happened during Aquino’s time when Roxas was Interior and Local Governments Secretary.

Robredo’s comment came as she visited a National Housing Agency (NHA) housing site in Hernani, Eastern Samar where out of the target 900 emergency shelters, only 200 are being constructed and none has been finished yet.

Robredo was appointed by President Rodrigo Roa Duterte as chair of the Housing and Urban Development Coordinating Council (HUDSCC).

“Sobrang bagal. At hindi lang yun dito sa Hernani, sa buong Yolanda-stricken areas. Nakakadismaya kasi tawag natin emergency shelter response, ‘di ba? Hindi na yun emergency kasi wala pa nga [We are dismayed that construction has been slow. These were called emergency shelters and yet they are still not up], Robredo said.

The Adobo Chronicles tried to reach the Vice President for reaction of Aquino’s and Roxas’ statement, but her office said she was still out of the office inspecting other emergency housing sites in the Visayas.

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Hillary Clinton’s ‘Death’: If It’s On The Internet, It Must Be True?

image.jpegNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Will Smith’s son Jaden has committed suicide. Jackie Chan was killed while filming a death-defying stunt. Golden girl Rue McClanahan has passed. Again.

Now, according to a late-breaking news from ABC’s New York City affiliate, Hillary Clinton has died from pneumonia.  The report, which made the rounds of the Internet, was uploaded by many conservative sites, and ABC News was quite offended by the quality of the video clip (see video below).

This makes Mrs. Clinton the most world-famous celebrity to die on the Internet.

If it’s not on (the real) ABC News, it’s false.

RELATED: The Adobo Chronicles’ Quick Guide To Internet Hoaxes

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Donald Trump’s Body Double

imageNEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – If it’s on the Internet and picked up by some in the news media, it must be true: the Hillary Clinton that emerged  from daughter Chelsea’s apartment waving and smiling, was a body double.

Non-fans of Clinton just could not believe that someone diagnosed with Pneumonia can be up and running in just a few hours after a fainting and dehydration spell.

But body doubles among politicians, especially candidates for president, are more common than most people think.

In fact, The Adobo Chronicles has learned from a mole in the Trump campaign that Donald, indeed, has a body double.

This explains why people are seeing a good-natured, calm, prim and proper Donald Trump one day, then the next a racist, misogynistic, shrewd and self-absorbed person.

How to tell Trump from his body double?

Whenever you see him speaking and reading from a teleprompter, you’re seeing a body double.

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