PHILIPPINES IS FIRST THIRD WORLD COUNTRY TO BUILD A SUBMARINE

imageMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – Say what you will about him, but President NoyNoy Aquino has achieved more world records for the Philippines than any of his predecessors.

Today, the Philippine Navy unveiled its new submarine, the first ever built by a Third World country.

The Philippines now joins First World countries like the U.S., Japan, Russia, China, the U.K.  and others in having a locally-built submarine in its fleet of sea vessels.  The Philippine submarine is being acclaimed as the best-looking of all submarines in the world. It is green in color, unlike all other submarines that are colored a boring  gray, black or brown; and it is fully airconditioned with wi-fi on board. It operates in water and on land, especially during times of severe floods in Metro Manila and other urban centers in the country.

“We couldn’t have achieved this new milestone had it not been for my policy of pursuing a straight path (Daang Matuwid),” Aquino said.  “We were able to minimize government corruption and waste which enabled us to use our resources to beef up our defense system, including building our own, indigenous yet world-class submarine.”

VP JOJO BINAY’S GRAND PLAN TO ELIMINATE POVERTY IN THE PHILIPPINES

The Makati skyline as it now, top, and when Binay becomes president, bottom
The Makati skyline as it now, top, and when Binay becomes president, bottom

MAKATI CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – In the U.S., presidential candidate Donald Trump’s grand plan to curb illegal immigration is to build a great wall along the southern border with Mexico. In the Philippines, Vice President Jojo Binay, candidate for president in the 2016 elections, has a grand plan to end poverty in his country.

The Philippines is known for the wide gap between the rich and the poor, and nowhere is it more evident than in the Vice President’s own city of Makati. (Binay and his wife Elenita are ex-mayors of Makati and their son Junjun is the current, albeit suspended mayor).

In his plan, unveiled today at the Dusit Thani Hotel in Makati, Binay says he will erect giant billboards all over the country to hide the squatter shanties that are practically obliterating the beautiful skyline of progressive cities, including Makati.

“If we can’t lick ’em, then we should join ’em,” Binay said as he showed a model of what Makati’s skyline will look like with giant billboards hiding the squatter shanties from view. He said the cost of the building the  billboards will be offset by the rent to be paid for by the advertising companies.

LATEST POLL SHOWS DONALD TRUMP PULLING AWAY, THANKS TO SINGER JOSH GROBAN

Groban
Groban

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – The latest FOX News-Washington Post poll shows Donald Trump pulling away from his closest Relublican rivals in the presidential race. Latest numbers show Trump at 45% compared to second placers Ted Cruz and Jeb Bush who are now tied at 12%.

Trump’s poll surge has been largely attributed to the release of a new album by singer Josh Groban. The new album  based on Trump’s famous tweets made a splashing debut in this week’s ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

There’s no stopping Trump from his quest for The White House. Even negative publicity is working in his favor.

Here’s a preview of Groban’s new album: