U.S. CONGRESS DIVIDED BETWEEN PHILIPPINES AND PUERTO RICO TO BE THE 51ST STATE OF THE U.S.

imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles®) – The fourth of July would have been a perfect day to welcome the 51st state of the United States, but it seems that may have to wait for yet another year.

A U.S. territory, Puerto Rico, and a former U.S. colony, the Philippines, are the top contenders to become the latest addition to the union .

Puerto Rico has already held several referenda to determine the people’s desire to continue to be independent or to become a U.S. state. By virtue of their country’s status as territory, Puerto Ricans are already considered U.S. citizens. In the last referendum held in November of 2012, majority of Puerto Ricans – 61% – have chosen statehood for the first time.

The Philippines has not held a referendum on statehood although a U.S. statehood movement has been in existence for decades.  The Southeast Asian country has become very strategic for the United States, especially in light of recent developments involving China and its territorial claims on islands in the South China Sea —  claims contested by the Philippines and other Southeast Asian countries.

In anticipation of statehood, the Philippines has already designed its proposed state flag. image

Only the U.S. Congress can decide to add a new state to the union, as clearly stated in the U.S. Constitution.

The Adobo Chronicles®  recently conducted an informal poll among members of the current U.S. Congress and the results show an amazing statistical dead heat. Our poll showed 267.5 legislators in favor of Puerto Riceo and 267.5 in favor of the Philippines.

So the question remains: which will become the 51st state of the United States? Puerto Rico or the Philippines?

Suffice it to say that whichever becomes the 51st state will be listed in the same order, alphabetically, when mentioning the 51 U.S. states, since both start with the letter ‘P.’

SMELLING FART CAN LOWER BLOOD PRESSURE, ACCORDING TO A NEW STUDY

imageNEW YORK, New York ( The Adobo Chronicles® ) – If you have been diagnosed with hypertension, or you simply experience an occasional elevation of your blood pressure, there’s good news (or bad, depending on how you look at it).

Johns Hopkins University neuroscientist Dr. Solomon H. Snyder was able to prove in extensive research that hydrogen sulfide, a chemical found in fart, was proven to relax the blood vessels and prevent hypertension.

But don’t throw away those blood pressure medications yet. Not until your next doctor’s appointment.  But start looking for places where you can regularly hang out to to smell fart.

Meanwhile, The Adobo Chronicles®  learned that biotech giant Genentech is working on a new product that will soon be distributed worldwide.  It will be marketed under the label ‘Fart in a Bottle.’ It comes with a spray pump that can be used to dispense the fart directly into the nostrils, just like the flu mist.

 

 

 

 

WOMAN JUDGE IS REUNITED WITH MIDDLE SCHOOL CLASSMATE IN HER COURTROOM

Class reunion
Class reunion

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – This is a TRUE story.

A Miami-Dade judge was reunited with a classmate from her old middle school .

Arthur Booth, 49  was arrested on several charges including burglary, grand theft and resisting arrest. He appeared before Judge Mindy Glazer who set his bail bond.

After setting the bond, Glazer asked Booth, “Did you go to Nautilus for Middle School?”

We’ll let the video tell the rest of the story.