FICKLE-MINDED ASTRONOMERS: PLUTO REGAINS PLANET STATUS

imageWASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles® ) – A day after its successful flyby, NASA’s New Horizons spacecraft sent back the first close-up photos of Pluto. The piano-sized spacecraft traveled nine years and three billion miles to study the dwarf planet and its five moons.

(On Aug. 24, 2006, the International Astronomical Union, an organization of professional astronomers, revoked Pluto’s planetary status.)

Since its discovery in 1930, Pluto has been a bit of a puzzle: It’s smaller than any other planet — even smaller than Earth’s moon. It’s dense and rocky, like the terrestrial planets (Mercury, Venus, Earth and Mars). However, its nearest neighbors are the gaseous Jovian planets (Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus and Neptune). For this reason, many scientists believe that Pluto originated elsewhere in space and got caught in the sun’s gravity.

Some astronomers once theorized that Pluto used to be one of Neptune’s moons. Pluto’s orbit is erratic. The planets in our solar system all orbit the sun in a relatively flat plane. Pluto, however, orbits the sun at a 17-degree angle to this plane. In addition, its orbit is exceptionally elliptical and crosses Neptune’s orbit.

One of its moons, Charon, is about half Pluto’s size. Some astronomers have recommended that the two objects be treated as a binary system rather than a planet and satellite.

But after seeing the new photos of Pluto which revealed a young surface dotted with ice mountains, the astronomers decided to reinstate the dwarf planet’s  full planet status. “If there’s water, there must be life,” the astronomers concluded, ” and Pluto might be the only  planet other than Earth  where life exists.”

The United States is now finalizing a blueprint to be the first to send human beings to Pluto. Expect this human landing in 2024!

SAN FRANCISCO SUPERVISOR REFUSES TO BE INTERVIEWED BY FOX NEWS, OR BY CNN’S DON LEMON

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles® )  – Scott Wiener, member of the San Francisco Board of Supervisors representing the district that includes the gay Castro, refused to be interviewed by FOX News today, claiming that “FOX News is not real news,” and that the reporter is anything but.

Shortly thereafter, CNN’s Don Lemon called Wiener’s office asking the supervisor to be a guest on the openly gay “journalist’s” talk show. Wiener likewise refused, repeating what he said about FOX. “CNN is not real news, and you’re not a real journalist.”image

The Adobo Chronicles®  contacted Wiener to schedule an in-person interview with him to discuss issues of concern to  San Francisco’s LGBT community.

We were put on Wiener’s calendar for tomorrow, at 10 a.m.

Stay tuned!

LEAKED: DONALD TRUMP’S GRAND PLAN TO GET HILLARY CLINTON ELECTED PRESIDENT

Trump and the Clintons go way back
Trump and the Clintons go way back

LAS VEGAS, Nevada (The Adobo Chronicles®) – In the latest poll of the 2016 Republican candidates for president, Donald Trump has climbed up to the top spot, beating Jeb Bush by more than 2%.

Trump and Bush are the only ones with double digit numbers in the crowded field of GOP presidential candidates.image

Little do voters know that Trump’s grand plan is to have Democrat Hillary Clinton elected president.

Trump, once a pro-choice, registered Democrat, is known to be a friend of the Clintons and has contributed to the Clinton campaigns and to Bill and Hillary’s foundation.

A secret document released by Wikileaks outlines Trump’s strategy of throwing his hat into the GOP presidential contenders, moving his way to the top of the crowded field and eventually becoming the Republican bet for president.

Then, in a few weeks leading up to the November, 2016 elections, Trump will drop out of the race and concede the presidency to Hillary.

And what’s in it for Trump?

According to the leaked document, Trump will be appointed by Clinton as U.S. ambassador to Switzerland (his dream job) where the bulk of the business mogul’s fortune is stashed away in local banks.