FILIPINA LESBIAN IS RECIPIENT OF FIRST NOBEL PRIZE FOR MARRIAGE EQUALITY

Baehr, left, and Dancel
Baehr, left, and Dancel

HONOLULU, Hawaii (The Adobo Chronicles ® ) – While the (almost) entire United States was celebrating today’s Supreme Court ruling affirming the constitutional right to marry for members of the LGBT community, Hawaii was celebrating the news that one of its own — Filipina lesbian Denora Dancel — has been awarded the first-ever Nobel Prize for Marriage Equality.

Dancel and Nina Baehr were the same-sex partners who sued the state of Hawaii for denying them a marriage license.  The Hawaii Supreme Court in 1993 ruled in their favor in the much-celebrated case of Baehr vs. Lewin.  The landmark case began the movement in the rest of the country to challenge the ban on same-sex marriage in the  courts, all leading up to today’s historic victory for equality and civil rights.

The Nobel Prize committee is trying to locate Dancel and Baehr so that it could send the formal invitation to them travel to Oslo, Norway, to personally receive the award.

Please contact The Adobo Chronicles for any leads.

WHAT PRESIDENT OBAMA ACTUALLY SAID TO THE TRANSGENDER HECKLER AT THE WHITE HOUSE

Obama, left, and Gutiérrez
Obama, left, and Gutiérrez

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles ® ) – The mainstream media have a tendency to whitewash news events that happen in The White House. But not us.  We report the news exactly the way it happened.

When Obama was heckled during an LGBT event at The White House by a transgender Latina woman who admits being an undocumented immigrant, the news media quoted the president saying, “It’s my house …it’s disrespectful.’

This is what Obama actually said to the heckler, Jennicet Gutiérrez:

“‘Mi casa no es tu casa!”

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, THE ONION REPORTS THE TRUTH

imageCHICAGO, Illinois (The Adobo Chronicles ® ) – In this modern Internet age, one should always exercise critical thinking when reading or listening to the news. That applies to FOX News, CNN, or The Onion.

Yesterday, The Onion reported that its long-time CEO, Steve Hanna,  is stepping down.

And that’s the truth, and nothing but. No, really, even if you’re reading it here on The Adobo Chronicles ® .