BREAKING: JUSTICE KENNEDY WILL RECUSE HIMSELF FROM SUPREME COURT VOTE ON GAY MARRIAGE

Justice Kennedy
Justice Kennedy

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Citing a major conflict of interest, Justice Anthony Kennedy said today that he will be recusing himself from further deliberations and the eventual vote by the Supreme Court as it prepares to issue a landmark decision on gay marriage in the United States.

The Supreme Court is expected to rule on several cases brought before it to settle once and for all the issue of whether or not the ban on gay marriage is constitutional. Some 37 U.S. states already allow gay marriage.

Kennedy made the announcement after hearing the news that Ireland has become the first country in the world to allow gay marriage through the people’s vote.  The Irish referendum concluded with an overwhelming majority voting to legalize same-sex marriage in this Catholic European country.

Kennedy, a Catholic, is of Irish descent.  Given the overwhelming historic vote by his fellow Irish, he considers it a major conflict of interest for him.

So for any decision to strike or uphold the federal ban on gay marriage in the U.S., the Supreme Court justices must vote 5-3, considering Kennedy’s decision to abstain. A split decision (4-4) effectively upholds the ruling of the lower court, handing victory to four states defending their gay marriage ban before the high court: Michigan, Ohio, Tennessee and Kentucky.

TOP PHILIPPINE UNIVERSITIES AND COLLEGES NAMED. GUESS WHO’S NO. 1?

imageMANILA, Philippines  (The Adobo Chronicles) – The list of 2015 Top 100 Colleges and Universities in the Philippines was released today by Webometrics, the largest academic ranking of Higher Education Institutions.

There weren’t any big surprises, with many universities and colleges that have always been considered tops in the Philippines making this year’s list, like the University of the Philippines, Ateneo University, De La Salle University, University of Santo Tomas, among others.

But there was one big surprise in this  year’s list: the Congress of the Republic of the Philippines which made it to the No. 1 spot.

A spokesperson for Webometrics told The Adobo Chronicles that Congress has become the best training ground for neophytes, the non-qualified, the inexperienced and the non-credentialed politicians. After just their second year in the institution, many become corrupt, millionnaires or money launderers, and candidates for graduate school at the National Penitentiary.

Congress also changes people’s careers: actors become politicians, and politicians become actors, Webometrics said.

AUTHOR J.K. ROWLING’S NEXT BOOK WILL BE ABOUT THREE ‘HARRY POTTER’ ACTORS

Rowling, Radcliff, Lewis and Grint. Then and now.
Rowling, Radcliff, Lewis and Grint. Then and now.

LONDON, England (The Adobo Chronicles) –  ‘Harry Potter’ author J.K. Rowling may have publicly expressed disapproval for racy photos of Matthew Lewis in a recent magazine spread, but it sparked inspiration in what could be her next hit series.

The Adobo Chronicles has learned that the famed British author has started to pen her next book series based on the real-life stories of three of the actors who brought ‘Harry Potter characters’ to life in the film versions of her book : Danielle Radcliff, Rupert Grint and Lewis.

There is no sorcery in this new series, just the realities of life transitions from young innocence to worldy and sexy adult life. It is tentatively titled ‘Coming of Age.’

Expect a lot skin if and when Rowling’s new series hits the big screen. In 3-D! It would, of course, star Radcliff, Lewis and Grint.

Sorry kids, it’ll be PG-13.