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U.S. SENATE VOTES TO DEFUND PLANT PARENTHOOD

The Republican Senator from Alabama (Photo credit: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
The Republican Senator from Alabama (Photo credit: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – Acknowledging that any bill that repeals Obamacare and defunds Planned Parenthood will be vetoed by President Obama, Senate Republicans today changed their strategy to ensure that the legislation they pass gets signed by the occupant of the Oval Office.

Republican Sen. Richard Shelby of Alabama introduced a final amendment that not only combines the Obamacare and Planned Parenthood bills into one, but drastically changes the title and language of the singular bill.

And it worked quite perfectly. The amended bill was unanimously approved by the Senate, and given the title RADPP or the Responsible Act to Defund Plant Parenthood.

No details of the new bill were made available to the media, but both Republicans and Democrats assured reporters that it is a bill that will definitely be signed by President Obama.

We suspect it is a bill that would greatly benefit the plant, animal and human species.

It is a victory for bipartisanship which is rarely seen in Congress.

 

BREAKING NEWS: ASHTON KUTCHER CONFIRMED AS NEXT U.S. DEFENSE SECRETARY!

Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher

WASHINGTON, D.C.  (The Adobo Chronicles) –The United States Senate on Thursday confirmed Ashton Kutcher to be the next defense secretary, installing a new Pentagon chief as the U.S. increases military action against the Islamic State.

For details about this unprecedented development, check with your favorite news source.