BREAKING NEWS: ASHTON KUTCHER CONFIRMED AS NEXT U.S. DEFENSE SECRETARY!

Ashton Kutcher
Ashton Kutcher

WASHINGTON, D.C.  (The Adobo Chronicles) –The United States Senate on Thursday confirmed Ashton Kutcher to be the next defense secretary, installing a new Pentagon chief as the U.S. increases military action against the Islamic State.

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