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CNN EVENT: EGYPT’S MUBARAK WILL DEBATE RUPERT MURDOCH OVER ‘EXODUS’ FILM

Mubarak, left, and Murdoch
Mubarak, left, and Murdoch

Cairo, Egypt (The Adobo Chronicles) – It is being touted as the ‘Debate of the Century,’ and it has nothing to do with a political contest. Rather, it is a debate over an upcoming film, ‘Exodus: Gods and Kings.’

The protagonists: U.S. media mogul Rupert Murdoch, founder, chairman and CEO of News Corporation  and Hosni Mubarak, Egypt’s former longtime ruler who was recently cleared of charges linking him to deaths of hundreds of protesters during a revolt that toppled him in 2011.

The film, which is being distributed by Murdoch’s 20th Century Fox, features Christian Bale as Moses, Aaron Paul as Joshua and Sigourney Weaver as Tuya. The Ridley Scott directed film has taken a hit for its lack of diversity, particularly because the movie is portraying historic people of color.

Murdoch took to Twitter to defend his film, saying, “Since when are Egyptians not white? All I know are.”

Upon reading the tweet, Mubarak responded: “Hello? I am Egyptian and I am not exactly white!”

CNN, which is struggling to maintain its ratings especially after a series of debacles courtesy of  its news anchor Don Lemon, seized the opportunity to schedule a television debate between Mubarak and Murdoch, over the color of Egyptians. Both have agreed and the debate will be scheduled sometime in December, moderated, of course, by Lemom.

EGYPTIAN MAN FOUND TO BE PREGNANT!

CaptureCairo, Egypt (The Adobo Chronicles) – A male bus driver went in for a urine test as part of a routine drug screening by his employer, the General Transport Authority in Egypt. The results came back positive, but not for illegal substance.

The man was totally shocked when the doctor told him, “Congratulations, you’re pregnant!”

Apparently, the man used urine sample he took from his wife earlier. He had no idea that his wife was two months pregnant.

Moral of the story: keep a pregnancy home test kit handy at all times, and use it before submitting yourself for drug testing. Especially if you’re male.