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Canada To Build A Wall Along U.S.-Canada Border, Will Ask Donald Trump To Pay For It

Trudeau
Trudeau

TORONTO, Canada (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – Prime Minister Justin Trudeau today announced that the Canadian government will soon build a wall along the U.S.-Canada border to keep out Americans  expected to flee once Donald Trump is elected president of the United States.

Today’s announcement is a dose of Trump’s own medicine.  When he launched his bid for the Republican presidential nomination, he announced that he will build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border to prevent Mexicans and others from entering the country.  Trump said that he will ask Mexico to pay for the cost of building the great wall.  Recently, he said he had just decided to make the wall 10 feet higher than his original plan.

Similary, Trudeau said that his government will bill the Trump administration for the cost of building the U.S. northern border.

As the probability of a Trump presidency becomes stronger by the day, many Americans have vowed to flee the U.S. for Canada and other countries in Europe.

The  handsome prime minister said that Americans can still enter Canada legally, with a valid visa.  However, he said only Americans from the red states will be required to secure visas.  Those from the blue states can enter Canada visa-free for a period of 90 days.

 

Donald Trump Challenges Marco Rubio To A Size Contest

Trump holds up his two hands at the GOP presidential debate in Detroit
Trump holds up his two hands at the GOP presidential debate in Detroit

DETROIT, Michigan (The Adobo Chronicles, Washington Bureau) – You saw it all at last night’s Republican presidential debate. Donald Trump held up his two hands and asked the audience if they looked like small hands to them.  Then, referring to Marco Rubio’s previous comments that something else in Trump was mostly likely small as well, the frontrunner candidate assured everyone that there definitely wasn’t any problem down there.

Now, hours after that contentious albeit very entertaining debate in Detroit, Trump has challenged Rubio to a size contest.

“Let’s bare it all for the world to see who is big and who is small,” Trump said.

He was, of course, referring to the size of their brains.

Rubio has yet to accept the challenge.

Top Ten Reasons To Move To The Philippines If Donald Trump Is Elected President Of the United States

imageMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – With the prospect of a President Donald Trump becoming more and more of a possibility, many Americans are considering moving out of the United States and taking up residence in countries like Canada, Germany, Netherlands and Switzerland.

But Americans should consider other options, like the Philippines.

Here are the top ten reasons to move to the Philippines if Trump is elected president:

1. Your $1 is worth 47 Pesos, and counting.
2. Wherever you are in the Philippines, there is a beach to your north, south, east and west.
3. Imagine owning a condominium for less than $50,000!
4. Imagine Manny Pacquiao being your senator!
5. You won’t miss CNN. There is a CNN Philippines.
6. You will never get annoying phone calls. Texting is the primary mode of communication.
7. Don’t worry about the traffic. Just stay home and you’ll be fine.
8. Don’t worry about the hot and humid weather. Just hang out in the airconditioned malls.
9. Once you reach the age of 60, you get 20% discount for all your purchases, free health insurance and priority service wherever you go.
10. By the time you move, NoyNoy Aquino will no longer be president! What a deal!

And a bonus reason: you don’t need to learn another language.  You will more than get by with your English!