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BEN CARSON’S PROPOSED NEW GOP PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE FORMAT

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Among Carson’s demands: dim, mood lighting

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles ) – Following Wednesday’s poorly-managed GOP presidential debate hosted by CNBC, Republican presidential candidate, now frontrunner, Ben Carson, demanded that the Republican National Committee (RNC) change the entire debate format starting with the November 10 debate in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Carson told RNC that unless all his demands are met, he will not be participating in next month’s debate.

Carson’s demands:

  1. Only the top four candidates will be invited, presumably Donald Trump, Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush and himself.
  2. The prime-time debate must be broadcast by all major cable and television networks, except CNBC. Being the richest of the candidates, Donald Trump will pay for the air time.
  3. There will be no commercial interruptions, just a moment of silence every thirty minutes.
  4. Being the frontrunner, Carson’s podium should be placed at least five feet away from the remaining three debaters (see photo).
  5. Carson wants dim, mood lighting throughout the debate (see photo).
  6. There will be no moderators. Instead, Carson will be asking all the questions of the three other candidates before answering each question himself.
  7. The three candidates will be allowed to ask each other a follow-up question, but they cannot ask Carson any question.
  8. Towards the end of the two-hour debate, the live audience and television viewers will be asked to vote on who they think won the debate.  The results will be announced at the conclusion of the telecast.
  9. The candidate that finishes last in the voting will immediately withdraw his candidacy.
  10. If Carson ends up last in the voting, he will remain as a candidate until the next scheduled debate.

The campaigns of Trump, Bush and Rubio, have not formally commented on Carson’s proposal.

 

 

ADOBO CHRONICLES POLL ON BACON

imageSAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – Yesterday’s announcement by the World Health Organization (WHO) that bacon and processed meats cause cancer will go down in history as the bleakest day in the culinary world.

Reactions to the news ranged from disbelief to anger to frustration — pretty much like the reactions we see in people when they read the news that Donald Trump leads most polls as the candidate favored to win the Republican nomination for president.

To gauge the true sentiments of the people on these two issues, The Adobo Chronicles is conducting a poll  on bacon and Trump, and we ask our readers to vote below:

JEB BUSH ENDORSES DONALD TRUMP!

imageMIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles) – Realizing his poll numbers are not getting any better, Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush is now endorsing frontrunner Donald Trump to be the GOP nominee for president in the 2016 elections.

In a statement issued today, the younger brother of George W. Bush urged voters to go ahead and vote for Trump.

Bush’s endorsement is expected to further boost Trump’s campaign and enable the real estate mogul to break away from what appears to be a serious threat posed by Ben Carson.  Some recent polls have shown Carson in a dead heat with Trump or overtaking the Donald for the lead.

In endorsing Trump, Bush said he has other more imprtant things to do than being president.

Tongue in cheek.