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HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR CAMERON CROWE APOLOGIZES, ANNOUNCES SEQUEL TO ‘ALOHA’

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HOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – “Thank you so much for all the impassioned comments regarding the casting of the wonderful Emma Stone in the part of Allison Ng. I have heard your words and your disappointment, and I offer you a heart-felt apology to all who felt this was an odd or misguided casting choice.”

With those words, ‘Aloha’ director Cameron Crowe appealed to everyone to move on from their disappointment that the Ng character in his film wasn’t played by an Asian American actress.

To prove that his apology was sincere, Cameron announced that a sequel to ‘Aloha’ will start filming in Hawaii next month. It will be titled ‘Kilauea.’ The story of the sequel picks up from where ‘Aloha’ left off.

Brian Gilcrest (Bradley Cooper) and Allison Ng (Stone) get married and spend their honeymoon in Hawaii’s Big Island. On the second day of their honeymoon, a major eruption of Kilauea volcano happens, burying the entire resort in which the newly-weds were staying. Only three people in the resort manage to survive the extreme lava flow and fires that ensue: Gilcrest, Ng and Aloha Yamamoto, a half-Japanese and half-Hawaiian who was in Kilauea taking a short vacation from her job as a paramedic in Honolulu.

The events that follow lead to a complicated romantic triage among the film’s main characters.

Cameron expressed confidence that none of the casting controversy in ‘Aloha’ will haunt ‘Kilauea.’

The role of Yamamoto will be played by Korean American film and television actress Sandra Oh.

All’s well that ends well.

NEW BRADLEY COOPER FILM RENAMED ‘ALOWHA’

FILM STILL DO NOT PURGE -    Bradley Cooper, left, and Rachel McAdams star in Columbia Pictures'
Bradley Cooper, left, and Rachel McAdams star in Columbia Pictures’ “Aloha,” also starring Emma Stone.

HONOLULU, Hawaii (The Adobo Chronicles) – Imagine a film set in paradise — Hawaii — where no Hawaiians, Asians or other Pacific Islanders live.

That’s the take-away from Columbia Pictures’ new film, ‘Aloha’ opening next week in theaters nationwide.

Directed by Cameron Crowe (‘Jerry Maguire’), the film features a stellar cast that includes Bradley Cooper, Emma Stone, Bill Murray, Rachel McAdams, and Alec Baldwin.

The film is about a celebrated military contractor who returns to the site of his greatest career triumphs and re-connects with a long-ago love while unexpectedly falling for the hard-charging Air Force watchdog assigned to him.

(Couldn’t they have filmed it in North Carolina?)

An Asian-American group is blasting  Crowe for having “whitewashed” Asian-Pacific Islanders out of his new film set in Hawaii.

Other groups, including many that consist of Hawaii residents, are threatening to boycott the film.

In an effort to quell growing criticism, Columbia Pictures announced today that it has changed the title of the film to ‘AlowHa’ which many critics are calling a new “low” in desperate damage-control.

We think it’s  ALOWblowtoHAwaii.

BRADLEY COOPER’S NIPPLES MAKE THE HEADLINES

imageHOLLYWOOD, California (The Adobo Chronicles) – It was either a slow news day or the Gawker.com writer was high on some performance-enhancing drugs. Or perhaps she is a lesbian, looking for huge nipples.

Writer Caty Weaver wrote a scathing article commenting  on Hollywood actor Bradley Cooper’s photos on the cover of the February issue of W magazine . The actor was in the costume of a nearly naked French clown. The photos bared his nipples to the entire world to see.

Apparently Weaver questioned whether they were nipples or something else — like pink chocolate chips, M&Ms, push pins , dried berries, even salami. “Are they nipples? They’re so teeny, teeny tiny,” Weaver asked in her article.

Bradley fans were quick to respond to the Gawker article, saying, “Cooper’s nipples are just fine.  They’re perfect, in fact. Thank you  very much!”

Well, that says it all, doesn’t it?