Angat Buhay To Collab With ABS-CBN To Form The Philippines’ Largest Network!

NAGA CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Naga Bureau) – When ex-Vice President Leni Robredo launched Angat Buhay as a Non-Government Organization (NGO), she and her cohorts promised it will be the largest volunteer network in the Philippines.

It’s about a year now since that formal launching but Angat is still struggling to enlist volunteers.

So today, Angat Buhay announced it was collaborating with ABS-CBN, which is — or was — the country’s largest network.

By capitalizing on the reputation of of ABS-CBN, Robredo said her Angat Buhay could finally achieve the numbers she needed to make good on her promise.

After all, thousands of ABS-CBN employees and talents are out of of a job since the network’s franchise was not renewed by Congress. Robredo urged all the unemployed from ABS-CBN to contact their nearest Angat Buhay headquarters to sign up. “It’s all for a good cause,” the ex-VP said.

Earlier, Angat Buhay forged a collaboration with another organization in Negros to make it look good for Robredo.

Fugitive Ex-Comelec Chair Running For President In 2028!

SAN FRANCISCO, California (The Adobo Chronicles, San Francisco Bureau) – Fugitive ex-Comelec Chair Andy Bautista timed his public announcement of his run for the Philippine presidency in 2028 so perfectly.

He made his announcement on June 1st, the start of (LGBTQ) Pride Month in the U.S.

Bautista is running under a platform close to his heart: equality for all — regardless of gender, sexual orientation or fetishes.

(Bautista is said to be hiding in the U.S. to escape a warrant of arrest issued to him by the Philippine Senate for ignoring a subpoena in connection with a hearing on his alleged unexplained wealth.)

The leather and BDSM (bondage, discipline (or domination), sadism and masochism) communities in San Francisco are throwing their full support for Bautista whom they hope will become the first ever world leader to rule with a leather whip.

(Orman O. Mansansala for The Adobo Chronicles)

Luxembourg’s Prime Minister Tries To Silence Ukranian President Zelenskyy (Video)

BULBOACA, Moldova (The Adobo Chronicles, Berlin Bureau) – Not all is calm and diplomatic at the European Political Community Summit in Moldova.

Case in point: Luxembourg’s Prime Minister Xavier Bettel couldn’t stand Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s talkative nature and tried to silence the Ukrainian president.

“Blah, blah, blah,” Bettel seemed to say to Zelenskyy in this video obtained by The Adobo Chronicles — complete with hand gestures.

AC geopolitical correspondent Brian Neyra tells us what Bettel actually said to Zelenskyy was:

“You can bark bark bark all day long little doggie, but are you gonna bite?”

Woof! Woof!

(Graphics by Orman O. Manansala for The Adobo Chronicles)

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