Larry Gadon’s Fascination For BBM

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – That he is a rabid Marcos loyalist is a given, but disbarred attorney Larry Gadon’s fascination for the letters B, B & M shines through even in his new position as PAPA (Presidential Adviser on Poverty Alleviation).

In his first official act as an Administration official, Gadon launched a child feeding program he named BBM – Batang Busog, Malusog (child fed, healthy).

Will his succeeding projects also bear the initials of his boss, Bongbong Marcos?

Incidentally, we reached out to Gadon for comment on his disbarment by the Philippine Supreme Court and asked him if he was ready to apologize to journalist Raissa Robles whom he cussed in the disbarment case.

His reply: BBM!

Bobang Blogger, Manigas! (To hell with the idiot blogger)

Professor Clarita Carlos To Dept. Of Tourism: Change Your Branding!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The recently-unveiled new tourism slogan, “Love the Philippines” has received many negative reactions from Filipinos. The new branding replaces “It’s More Fun in the Philippines.”

But many, including former National Security Advisor Professor Clarita Carlos, think that the new slogan doesn’t have a “ring” to it. Some say its akin to reviving the Hippie movement of love, peace and drugs in the 1960’s.

With that in mind, Carlos proposed an alternative tourism slogan that is more catchy and in keeping with the modern times: “Philippines, You Rock!”

Mas malutong” (it’s more crisp), Carlos said of her suggested branding.

We couldn’t agree more!

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