Philippine Police Confiscate Used Condoms Sold At Ukay-Ukay in Divisoria!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Filipinos are all too familiar with shops selling used clothing and other items. They’re known as Ukay-Ukay or Wagwagan.

But who’d expect to find used condoms at these retail outlets? Well, the police did.

Manila police raided an Ukay-Ukay in Divisoria after receiving a tip that the store was selling used, triple-washed, albeit sanitized, condoms. The items were apparently smuggled into the country from San Francisco, California.

Some 69 boxes were seized and the owner of the shop brought to the police station for questioning.

This is a developing story.

Anti-Poverty Czar Larry Gadon Wants To Distribute Band-Aid To Poor Filipino Families

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Anti-Poverty Czar (ex) Atty. Larry Gadon supports the massive distribution of Band-Aid to the poorest of the poor Filipinos, saying this move is proof that the administration is moving fast to stamp out poverty in the country.

Gadon told The Adobo Chronicles that the program will cost the government P2.5 BILLION and will benefit 1 Million poor families beginning next year.

Recipients will each receive a family-sized box of of adhesive bandage costing P2,577 each.

“That’s significant savings for our poor families, “ Gadon stressed.

Registration to become a beneficiary of the program will be from August 1-December 31, 2023.

Filipino Man Arrested For Eating Jollibee Chicken Joy For Free For One Year!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Who is the copycat? The South African man or the Filipino man?

A South African man was recently arrested for eating KFC fried chicken for a whole year, under the guise of being sent by KFC headquarters to check on the quality of food served by a local franchise store.

Reports have it that a Filipino man has been having free chicken joy at a neighborhood Jollibee restaurant in Quezon City for almost a year now, telling employees that he was a Rappler food critic monitoring quality changes in fast food chains’ daily menu servings.

He was reported to the Philippine National Police today after he suspiciously changed his usual order from chicken joy to burger steak.

Moral of the story. Stick to your usual order when eating at Jollibee.

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