Dateline Zürich: Hunger Strike Is Blackmail…

by Maria Bratikova

. . . and is voluntary fasting. It is not a sentence nor a punishment. It is a self-imposed deprivation of food and food-intake . It is not unlike a kid throwing a fit threatening his mum or dad that he‘s going to hold his breath until he‘s blue in the face unless either or both parents give in to his whims, caprices and unnecessary meanness. 

To die at the doorstep of a perceived offender was a disgrace for that perceived offender. That is so middle-agey. A happy aside to this is that there is no record of hunger strike resultingin death. To date.

What does hunger strike aim to achieve? 

It is supposed to be a non-violent action of protest. Its purpose is to provoke a feeling of guilt in others. 

THAT is the crucible. 

To follow the rationalé of a hunger strike is  to understand that one seeks to make people who have nothing to do with his/her  own actions to feel guilty. It‘s like soliciting empathy and pity. It is recruiting common decency to bend or break to accommodate one‘s callowness.

A person who wants to harm himself first publicises it in broad sheet. . . tomorrow i‘m going to k¡ll the life of moi. What does that make?  A child stomping its feet for tantrums, a juvenile act of  terrorism to make another bend to allow for one‘s disregard to what is right. 

It is the coward‘s way to go around a stiff question of legality that would and could surely nail his/her allergy to telling the truth when properly processed through the wholeshebang. 

Freedom of speech is not about blabbing to libel or slander. Freedom of speech carries the burden of reponsibilities. Freedom of speech is, ergo, responsible.

Man up. Or woman up.

From Hunger Strike To Binging On Christmas Noche Buena

In a display of Yuletide compassion, the House Committee on Legislative Franchises has gifted us a Christmas miracle—SMNI news talents Ka Eric (Jeffrey Celis) and Lorraine Badoy released from detention. 

It seems the committee chair and a majority of his members, in a sudden burst of holiday spirit, decided that humanity should triumph over the inconvenience of journalistic standards. 

Could it be that the couple’s hunger strike, a masterclass in dietary diplomacy, swayed the decision? Congress, it appears, is the ultimate arbiter of justice, as long as you’re willing to skip a few meals.

This benevolent act surely signals a weak leadership in Congress and is a strategic move to show that the holiday season is the perfect time for clemency, even for those who’ve perhaps danced a little too close to the contemptuous flame. 

It’s heartwarming to know that future House detainees can now swap legal strategies for a crash course in fasting – the ultimate shortcut to freedom. 

As Badoy and Celis prepare to feast on their Christmas noche buena (and regain whatever weight they lost), one can only marvel at the festive magic of hunger strikes in the hallowed halls of legislation.

Maria Ressa’s Rappler Caught Red-handed Plagiarizing An HIV Article

In a stunning display of journalistic prowess, Rappler, the self-proclaimed paragon of truth, has been caught in the act of shameless plagiarism. 

In a bizarre twist of irony, the online news portal, led by the seemingly infallible Maria Ressa, was caught red-handed copy-pasting an HIV article from a U.S. doctor without so much as a polite nod.

When confronted about their dubious journalistic practices, Rappler responded with the subtlety of a bull in a china shop. Rather than owning up to their transgressions, the news outlet opted for the classic “update and ignore” strategy. In a move that can only be described as audacious, Rappler chose to sweep the plagiarism under the virtual rug, citing a mere failure to cite sources as the root of the problem.

One can’t help but marvel at the breathtaking arrogance on display. Maria Ressa, in her grandiose declarations of journalistic integrity, seems to have overlooked the basic tenet of not stealing other people’s work. Perhaps the beacon of truth has a faulty compass, or maybe it’s just a little dimmed by the glare of its own hubris.

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