Atty. Glenn Chong’s recent antics in the political theater seem to have taken a bizarre turn into the realm of slapstick comedy, quite literally. 

In what can only be described as a peculiar display of misplaced bravado, Chong openly expressed his desire to slap First Lady Liza Araneta Marcos during a prayer rally. One might assume he missed the memo that assault isn’t a pious practice.

But it gets better – or worse, depending on your perspective. Chong then backpedaled, claiming he merely intended to commit the assault, but someone else took the initiative. 

Bravo, Atty. Chong, for proving that even in the world of attempted battery, your legal prowess knows no bounds. It’s a masterclass in self-incrimination disguised as political discourse.

Perhaps Atty. Chong should consider redirecting his energies towards studying the law rather than unwittingly becoming a case study in it. 

After all, in the court of public opinion, ignorance may not be bliss, but it sure is entertaining.