Larry Gadon A Disgrace To The Marcos Administration

Larry Gadon, the self-proclaimed visionary and “anti-poverty czar,” has declared that poverty in the Philippines is merely a figment of our collective imagination (haka-haka). His irrefutable evidence? Crowded malls, jam-packed fast-food joints, and an influx of shiny new cars on the streets. 

One must wonder if Gadon realizes these observations might reflect the middle class rather than the destitute. As the “Special Assistant for Poverty Alleviation,” his role is to address the plight of those who can’t even dream of shopping sprees or dining out, let alone owning a car. 

Perhaps Gadon should step out of his air-conditioned bubble, abandon his political theatrics, and actually engage with the communities he’s supposed to help. If he continues down this delusional path, President Bongbong Marcos should relieve him of his duties—or the disbarred lawyer could do the honorable thing and resign, if any decency remains.

Pinoy Netizens Elated Over Fakery Of Apple Retiring Its Clown Emoticon

(Melchor Vergara contributed to this report)

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In a stunning display of corporate sensitivity, Apple announced it was removing the clown emoticon due to its rampant misuse in the digital circus known as social media.

Particularly, Filipino netizens have been zealously deploying the clown to illustrate the perceived antics of public figures like Senator Bato dela Rosa and Jonathan Morales during the Senate hearings on PDEA leaks. 

The internet nearly imploded with rage, as critics feared their favorite emblem of ridicule was about to be retired. However, this emotional rollercoaster ended on a high note when fact-checkers heroically debunked the news. Relief washed over the masses who, with their trusty clown emoji intact, could continue their noble mission of highlighting political farce with all the subtlety of a pie to the face. 

Apple, meanwhile, probably just chuckled at the chaos, pondering the true power of a little digital greasepaint.

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