Health & Medicine, Social Media, The Media

11th Anniversary: The Adobo Chronicles “Hoax” That Sparked Worldwide News Headlines And Academic Research

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In 2014, The Adobo Chronicles published a made-up story that the American Psychiatric Association had officially declared “selfies” as a mental disorder.

The “hoax” sparked worldwide new headlines and was even translated into different languages. It also prompted academic researchers to explore the so-called condition and published their work in medical journals.

As we always say, sometimes, life imitates satire.

Read the viral story again: https://adobochronicles.com/2014/03/31/american-psychiatric-association-makes-it-official-selfie-a-mental-disorder/

Law Enforcement, Politics

A Felon For U.S. President?

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Becoming President of the United States is as easy as counting 1-2-3! The Constitution sets the bar so low, it practically encourages anyone to give it a shot. You just need to be 35, born in the U.S., and have lived here for 14 years. That’s it! No need for a spotless record. In fact, a criminal conviction is just another feather in your cap.

Take Donald Trump, for instance—his conviction hasn’t stopped him; it’s practically a fundraising bonanza, netting $53 million in days! Who knew felonies could be so lucrative?

In today’s America, it seems a rap sheet is just another campaign asset. Perhaps next we’ll see presidential debates moderated by bail bondsmen and prison wardens. Truly, the land of opportunity!

Social Media

DILG Prohibits Money Garlands For Public Events

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In a sweeping move to preserve tradition, the Department of Interior and Local Governments (DILG) has mandated that all local government officials must adhere strictly to culturally-appropriate welcome garlands for guests of honor at events. This directive follows an internet frenzy over photos of graduating students draped in money garlands by their proud parents.

DILG Secretary Benjamin Abalos emphasized the gravity of the situation, stating, “Such practices could be construed as bribery, misuse of public funds, and corruption.” The directive underscores the importance of maintaining the sanctity of public gatherings and upholding cultural integrity.

Local officials are now on high alert, ensuring that floral or textile garlands replace monetary adornments to avoid any semblance of financial impropriety. The DILG’s new policy aims to root out these burgeoning ‘cashy’ traditions and reinstate the humble, yet honorific, flower garlands in all official ceremonies.

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