MANILA’S INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT UNVEILS NEW ART NOUVEAU DECOR

June 4, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

Photo: Inquirer.net | Jeannette I. Andrade

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – Last week, The Adobo Chronicles reported that the U.S. State Department has issued a travel advisory for Americans flying into and out of the Ninoy Aquino International Airport (NAIA) in Manila. The advisory urged travelers to bring raincoats, umbrellas and boots to avoid being soaked in rainwater leaking from the ceiling of NAIA’s Terminal 1.

Manila’s Airport Authority was ordered by Philippine President NoyNoy Aquino to immediately fix the problen to avoid further embarrassment for the country. NAIA has continued to top the list of the world’s worst airports.

Because the airport renovation’s budget 1.3 Billion has all but been expended, the Airport Authority came up with a brilliant idea to fix the problem without costing a lot of money.

Today, NAIA unveiled its new, art nouveau decor consisting of blue and orange tarpaulins that hung just below the leaking ceiling. The artwork doubles up as a catch basin in the event of another rainstorm similar to that which triggered the water leak.

Incoming and outgoing passengers were very impressed at the new artwork saying that they have never seen anything like it in any of the world’s international airports.

Government

DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY UNVEILS NEW U.S. CITIZENSHIP TEST QUESTION

June 3, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – The United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) of the Department of Homeland Security has just released the revised test questionnaire for immigrants applying for U.S. citizenship.

It is a far cry from the 100 potential questions that an immigration officer might ask a citizenship applicant. There would only be one question, which is: ‘Name all the candidates for U.S. president in the 2016 elections.’ The citizenship applicant must correctly name all the candidates in this photo (as more candidates declare, their photos will be added to the citizenship test): The single question replaces the 10 questions (from the list of 100) that the immigration officer could ask applicants during the naturalization interview.

Previously, in order to pass the civics text, the applicant must correctly answer 6 of the 10 questions. Now, its all all nothing. Failure to identify ALL presidential candidates would mean a denial of the citizenship application.

Talk about streamlining the citizenship process.

Politics, The Media

ANN COULTER WANTS BOTH LEGAL AND ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS DEPORTED, ADMITS BEING A RACIST

June 3, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

NEW YORK, New York (The Adobo Chronicles) – “Somalians leaving the U.S. to join ISIS are legal immigrants; Hmongs raping young girls are legal immigrants.”

Conservative columnist Ann Coulter used these examples — plus so-called anchor babies, welfare recipients and the prison population — to suggest that all immigrants — legal or illegal — should be deported because they are destroying the fabric of America.

Coulter has been making the rounds of radio and television talk shows to promote her theory that immigration is the greatest threat to the country. She says so in her new book, “Adios, America.”

But the attention-seeker Coulter made it clear that she has nothing against immigrants coming from First World countries; she only doesn’t like Mexicans, and Chinese, and Filipinos, and Somalians, and Hmongs — practically anyone who is from the Third World.

Asked if she considered herself a racist, Coulter told FOX News: “Yes, I am, in the sense that I love the white race.”