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Now We Know Why Duterte Supporters Oppose Cha-Cha

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It’s now crystal clear why Maisug and Duterte supporters vehemently oppose Charter Change (Cha-Cha).

The dread of a revised Constitution banning political dynasties has sent chills down their spines. After all, Vice President Sara Duterte has revealed that her father Rodrigo and siblings Paolo and Baste are all vying for Senate seats in the upcoming elections.

Imagine a new political landscape where a single family can’t dominate every corner of the government! This could shatter the sacred tradition of passing power like a family heirloom. Why break the streak of turning public service into a cozy family affair?

The horror of actually adhering to democratic principles and giving other, less dynastically-inclined Filipinos a shot at leadership must be unbearable. Clearly, preserving the status quo is paramount, and any change that threatens the Duterte dynasty is simply unthinkable.

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Kitty Duterte The Odd Ball Of The Duterte Dynasty?

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In the fantastical realm of Philippine politics, the Duterte dynasty has reached new heights of familial nepotism. With Sara Duterte as president, and her father Rodrigo and siblings Paolo and Baste comfortably nestled in Senate seats, one might wonder if there’s room for anyone else.

Enter Kitty Duterte, the 19-year-old black sheep of the family. While her kin are busy crafting laws and steering the nation, Kitty has chosen a different path: the glitzy world of entertainment. Known more for her rhinoplasty, jawtox, and lip fillers than for any legislative ambition, Kitty eschews the political circus for the glamour of the runway.

Perhaps she dreams of joining the ranks of Vice Ganda, Heart Evangelista, and Pia Wurtzbach, leaving the heavy lifting of governance to her more politically-inclined relatives.

Cheers to Kitty, who proves that not every Duterte has to wield a gavel; some are content with a perfectly contoured face.

Politics, Social Media

Dutertes Gunning For Guinness World Record!

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In a groundbreaking bid to secure a place in the Guinness World Records, the Duterte family has announced plans to monopolize the Philippine Senate as VP Sara Duterte confirmed that her father Rodrigo, and brothers Paolo and Baste are planning to run in the upcoming elections.

If successful, the Dutertes would occupy a staggering 12.5% of the Senate seats, outshining previous familial records. This supersedes previous records of having half-brothers JV Ejercito and Jinggoy Estrada, Pia and Allan Peter Cayetano and Cynthia and Mark Villar serving in the same Congress.

This audacious move is a testament to the Duterte dynasty’s undying commitment to public service—or perhaps to family reunions doubling as Senate sessions.

Their campaign slogan, “Keep it in the Family,” promises to bring a whole new meaning to the term “household politics.”

Critics argue this consolidation could undermine democratic diversity, but supporters claim it’s a masterclass in efficiency.

With the Dutertes at the helm, who needs a variety of voices in government? After all, why have democracy when you can have a family affair?

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