by Melchor Vergara
Welcome to the Philippines, where our iconic tourist destinations are as movable as pawns in a chess game!
Vice President Leni Robredo once humorously declared we had 1,700 islands, sparking memories of Mocha Uson’s notorious relocation of Mayon Volcano from Legazpi to Naga. Our light railways joined the fun, directing passengers to exits that lead anywhere but their intended landmarks.
Now, the fever has hit Ninoy Aquino International Airport, where arriving passengers are welcomed with grand posters of the Banaue Rice Terraces—conveniently misplaced in Benguet. A charming touch, if only they were actually in Benguet!
As our Department of Tourism proudly champions its battle cry, “Love The Philippines,” we invite you to experience the thrill of our ever-shifting geography. Who knows where your next adventure will take you—perhaps to a new province altogether!
In the bizarre theater of global politics, Donald Trump and Rodrigo Duterte are the ultimate odd couple. Trump, the reality TV star turned politician, is all about a second act, while Duterte has left the presidential stage, barred from an encore by Philippine law.
Trump rails against China with fervor, while Duterte seems to have Beijing on speed dial.
Transparency isn’t Trump’s game, as he openly eyes another White House run, whereas Duterte had to be dragged out of a “not interested” charade when he ran for president.
Trump’s recent brush with assassination seems poised to turn into a campaign talking point, whereas Duterte’s candidacy and tenure thrived despite—or perhaps because of—grisly allegations of extrajudicial executions.
One plays by the rules of sensationalism, the other by the brutal law of the land.
Duterte is the oldest of Philippine presidents. If he wins reelection, Trump would be the oldest U.S. president at the end of a second term.
In this saga, the script couldn’t be more different, yet somehow, they’re both vying for the lead in their own controversial dramas.
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