Atty. Harry Roque, fresh from his whirlwind 24-hour staycation courtesy of the House of Representatives, has taken it upon himself to reboot the EDSA People Power—this time with a modern twist.
Who needs a sea of humanity when you can gather a handful of loyal followers, stand on a footbridge, and stream your heroic struggle on Facebook Live?
In a bold move that would make even the most seasoned influencers envious, Roque delivered soliloquies with the fervor of a Shakespearean actor, demanding the resignation of President Bongbong Marcos. It’s truly a spectacle for the digital age: a one-man revolution with a Wi-Fi connection, proving that with enough chutzpah and social media clout, you can recreate history—or at least, a highly entertaining parody of it.
Why rally a million when you can just go viral or at least hope to do so? EDSA 3.0: Now available in 4G.
Vice President Sara Duterte’s latest venture into children’s literature has certainly sparked more drama than bedtime stories.
With a modest request for P10 million to distribute a book that suspiciously echoes an existing series, one might wonder if the “banahaw” leaves it features are as imaginary as the budget needed. Critics were quick to point out the glaring errors in grammar, but hey, who needs proper language when you’ve got “good intentions,” right?
In an amusing twist, a book author—who hadn’t even read the book—lavished praise on its lofty goals. Because nothing says quality like blind endorsement! Sadly, as the saying goes, the road to confusing the minds of our future generation is paved with… well, let’s just say “good intentions.”
Maybe next time, they’ll opt for real leaves and real editors. But for now, we’re left with a P10 million fairy tale that’s anything but enchanting.
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