For Singapore Athletes, It Pays To Complain About Their Food

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicls, Manila Bureau) – Insufficient food for athletes and administrative hiccups led the chef de mission of the Singapore contingent at the SEA Games in the Philippines to write to organisers on Sunday seeking “urgent and immediate attention,” according to news media reports.

Well, it pays to complain.

Today, the Philippine organizing committee has instructed all hotels hosting foreign athletes to serve boodle fights to the athletes, three times a day.

”There should no longer be any shortage of food not just for the Singaporeans but all visiting teams participating in the games,” a committee spokesperson said.

After all, SEA Games 2019 will be a memorable and mouth-watering experience for everybody — athletes and officials.

We win as one!

SEA Games Opening Ceremonies: Vice Ganda To Stand In For Lea Salonga

NEW CLARK CITY, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – When Lea Salonga sings the SEA Games theme song, “We Win As One,” at the Opening Ceremonies, something will be missing: Lea.

The internationally-known Filipina singer tweeted that she is leaving on a jet plane for Singapore to fulfill a prior engagement.

But no worries, nationally-known personality Vice Ganda will lip sync to Lea’s recording of the song.

All’s well that ends well.

A Heavenly Conversation Between Miriam Santiago And Leni Robredo, Part 2

Leni: Madam Miriam, sinesante na ako ni Tatay Digong.

Miriam:  Boba, alam ko.  Nasa langit ako.  Nakikita ko lahat ang nangyayari diyan sa lupa.

Leni: Anong masasabi niyo tungkol dito?

Miriam: Eh kung hindi ka ba naman tanga, tinanggap mo ang posisyon kahit alam mong walang tiwala sa iyo si Duterte.

Leni:  I did it for love.  Hindi ba sabi ni Lord, “Love your enemies?”

Miriam:  May pa love-love ka pang  sinasabi diyan. You knew this was coming, didn’t you? (Leni misheard.  She thought Miriam said “he was coming”)

Leni: Bakit niyo naman sinasali sa usapan si Bolet?

Miriam: Huh?

Leni:  Maiba ako, ano ang advice niyo sa susunod kong tututukan?

Miriam:  Lapit na ang SEA Games sa Pilipinas, di ba?

Leni: Ay yes, Madam!  O ano, makikisawsaw ba ako sa kontrobersiya sa P50 milion na cauldron?

Miriam: Tanga, hinde. Di ba mayrong mga atleta na nagrereklamo na kulang daw ang pinapakain sa kanila sa mga hotel nila?

Leni:  OO nga, Ma’am.

Miriam: Puwes, puntahan mo sila at ipagluto mo sila ng lugaw.

Leni: Ay, magandang suggestion yan Madam.  Salamat.  Ang galing galing mo talaga.

Miriam: At ang katangaham mo, may forever.

END OF CONVERSATION.

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