IATF Issues Guidelines For Couples On A Valentine’s Date

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Valentine’s Day is just a few days away, and so the Inter-Agency Task Force for Emerging Infectious Diseases (IATF) has issued guidelines for couples intending to celebrate this romantic occasion in public.

Presidential Spokesperson Harry Roque told the Malacañang Press Corps that the following rules have been put in place in keeping with the ongoing Covid-19 community quarantine:

  1. Dating couples must wear their face mask and face shield at all times, except when eating at a restaurant. There will be no talking. However, texting during the dinner will be allowed.
  2. They may hold hands but must disinfect with alcohol every 15 minutes. Whenever available, washing their hands with soap and water as often as possible is preferred.
  3. Kissing is definitely a no-no since it is high risk for the transmission of the coronavirus through respiratory moisture. In its place, IATF suggests that couples follow the new greeting as mandated by Congress: place palm across the chest and do a slight bow.
  4. When dining in a restaurant where plastic or plexiglass barriers are not installed, couples must bring their own portable plastic barriers.
  5. When riding in a private car on their way to their date, couples must wear a face mask at all times, even if they live in the same household. The one who is not driving must sit in the back.
  6. In lieu of fresh roses, IATF highly recommends that plastic, paper or nylon roses be given so as to prevent the temptation to remove the face mask to smell the fresh roses.
  7. If planning to check in at SOGO or other hotels offering Valentine’s discount room rates, couple must book separate rooms and communicate via zoom or Messenger.
  8. The only exception to the above rules are couples who have a documented negative RT-PCR test taken no earlier than February 1st, with a repeat test within 72 hours of their planned date on February 14.
  9. These guidelines apply to all couples regardless of status (married, single, engaged) or sexual preference (straight or LGBT).

Apple Users In The Philippines Report major Glitch With Latest IOS Software Update!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – iPhone and iPad owners in the Philippines are reporting a major glitch with Apple’s latest operating system update.

Hundreds of Apple loyalists told The Adobo Chronicles that when they updated their operating system to the latest IOS 14.4, something weird happened when their gadgets automatically reset.

Lo and behold, their iPhones and iPads were now operating under the new Android OS 12!

Apple techies are still trying to figure out what happened and are looking at the possibility that Google’s China software operations hacked that of Apple in California.

Filipinos who experienced the surprising phenomenon are, however, not complaining. Many actually prefer the Android OS to operate on their Apple gadgets.

Neither Apple nor Google have issued any statement on this development.

IATF Issues New Directive on Hand-Washing

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Philippines’ Inter-Agency Task Force on Emerging Infectious Diseases (IATF) has left no stone unturned to ensure that Filipinos are safe from infection from the coronavirus.

IATF has already put in place mandated protocols like the wearing of face masks and face shields, rules on physical distancing, limiting the capacities of public venues, home-quarantining children aged 14 and below as well as senior citizens 65 and over.

Now, IATF wants to complete its mantra of “Mask. Hugas. Iwas.” (Mask, Hand-washing and Avoiding crowded venues).

In its latest resolution, IATF has authorized cops and other law-enforcement personnel to stop citizens who are out in public and to smell their hands to make sure that they are strictly complying with the “hugas” part. Cops will be smelling hands to make sure citizens have washed their hands with soap and water.

First-time violators will be warned by the police. Repeat offenders will be fined P500 to P1,000 and could also face jail time.

To repeat offenders, Presidential Spokesperson Harry Roque says, “Manigas kayong lahat” (you can all harden).

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