MANILA, Philippines (The AdoboChronicles, Manila Bureau) – The Philippines’ Department of Health (DOH) has set very strict criteria for the vaccination of Filipinos against Covid-19.
Before citizens are approved for inoculation, they have to go through a rigid screening process to make sure that those with certain health conditions are not inadvertently vaccinated.
Among the questions asked of potential vaccinees is whether or not they have a history of allergies. There have been cases of severe allergic reaction to different vaccines so far approved for Emergency Use Authorization (EUA).
Today, DOH issued a strong statement clarifying that those allergic to DDS (Duterte Diehard Supporters) or the Dilawan (political opposition) can be cleared for inoculation. The statement was issued after vaccination screeners reported many people indicating they were allergic to either DDS or Dilawan.
So DDS or Dilawan, you’re all clear for vaccination!
MAPAGBIGAY, Quezon City (The Adobo Chronicles, Quezon City Bureau) – The unidentified woman who snatched all the trays of fresh eggs from a community pantry in Quezon City has a good heart after all.
The woman returned to the community pantry today with dozens of plastic packs of freshly-made leche flan. She said her intention in taking the fresh eggs was to bake the ever popular sweet dessert.
In a zoom call with The Adobo Chronicles, the woman said the two trays of eggs she took from the community pantry were not enough to make all the leche flan she brought back. “Nag-abono pa ako,” (I had to come up with more), she said. She declined to say where she got the additional eggs.
MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) — First, we reported that GMA News’ self-imposed political analyst Richard Heydarian mysteriously lost all his followers to his Twitter account. Now, another anti-Duterte media socialite Francis Baraan IV has lost — not his followers — but all his tweets!
Of late, Baraan has been promoting a Duterte-cussing hashtag, which we are unable to print because it violates Facebook’s community standards.
Both Heydarian and Baraan are known to be anti-Duterte.
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