Category Archives: Travel

Tourism Secretary Frasco Offloaded From Scheduled Flight To San Francisco!

NINOY AQUINO INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Philippine Tourism Secretary Christina Garcia-Franco was scheduled to fly out of NAIA on Tuesday night. It was to be the start of her family leave from DOT.

Alas, she was “detained” for at least a couple of hours by Immigration authorities who were looking for her college diploma, NBI clearance, and proof of income.

One immigration officer was looking for money in her carry-on bag, hoping to find millions of pesos that DOT was to have paid to DDB, the ad agency that concocted the slogan “Love The Philippines” and produced the botched video that featured tourism sites abroad. (Frasco has insisted that not a single peso was paid to DDB).

When the interrogation was completed, the United Airlines plane bound for San Francisco had already closed the doors, and so Frasco was offloaded.

Moral of the story: tourism promotion is not all about slogans and videos. Rather, it is fixing airport woes like passenger offloading which has plagued the country’s main airport.

Zero Queues At NAIA Arrival: Best Tourism Gimmick!

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles) – The botched tourism video produced by ad agency DBB for the Philippines Department of Tourism may work after all.

After the flak from the promo video using stock images from countries other than the Philippines, “Love The Philippines” may have unintended positive consequences, according to travel experts.

Foreign tourists may shun the Philippines because news about the deceptive video has reached the international community.

Consequently, the Philippines will see a decline in tourist arrivals which means there will be no queues at immigration and customs kiosks at the Ninoy Aquino International Airport.

Experts conclude that one of the most effective tourism gimmicks are photos or videos of airport arrivals showing no crowds or queues.

Love prevails. Love The Philippines.

(The Adobo Chronicles’ senior geopolitical correspondent BRIAN NEYRA contributed to this report.)

MIAMI HEAT: Trump Jet Collides With FedEx Cargo Plane!

MIAMI, Florida (The Adobo Chronicles, Miami Bureau) – It’s strike two for Miami. First, its devastating loss to the Nuggets. Now, two jets colliding on the airport runway.

Not just any jets, but the private jet of ex-President Donald Trump and FedEx’s cargo plane. The drama unfolded right before the eyes of Americans who still watch television!

Trump arrived in Miami for his historic arraignment for Federal charges.