Category Archives: The Media

CNN AND FOX AGREE TO SWAP DON LEMON WITH MEGYN KELLY

June 23, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

ATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles®) – During an interview this week with Republican presidential candidate Jeb Bush, FOX news commentator Megyn Kelly declared she was an Independent, having voted for both Democrats and Republicans. During a phone interview with Glenn Beck, CNN anchor Don Lemon admitted he was a conservative.

Today, both news cable networks said they have had it with their star news anchors. They’re making a swap: Kelly moves to CNN and Lemon moves to FOX News.

In a joint statement, CNN and FOX said that they each wanted to be consistent with the politics and ideologies of their respective networks and that the swap is a move in the right direction.

In her programs, Kelly is known to ask tough questions of Republicans and is not afraid to call them out if she thought they were out of line or out of their mind.

Lemon, on the other hand, Lemon is famous for his ridiculous theories and antics about the news, including suggesting that the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 was kidnapped by a higher power. Just last night, the openly-gay anchor opened his show by holding up the confederate flag and a sign that said “NIGGER,” in a failed attempt to try to stimulate discussion about news developments in South Carolina and the White House.

So, the next time you turn on to your favorite cable news program, don’t panic if you see an unfamiliar face. You are still tuned to CNN or FOX.

Film and TV, The Media

CNN’S DON LEMON: “I’M CONSERVATIVE AND I TELL THE TRUTH”

June 22, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

ATLANTA, Georgia (The Adobo Chronicles®) – CNN Anchor Don Lemon has finally come out!

No, not as gay man (we already knew that) but as a conservative journalist who is out to tell the truth and nothing but the truth.

In a phone interview on the Glenn Beck show, Lemon said, “I’m out to tell the truth and a lot a people don’t want to hear the truth.”

Truths like the missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 being kidnapped by a higher power, the smell of marijuana during a night of protest in Ferguson, and black kids needing to pull up their pants to earn respect.

“Does CNN know your are conservative?” Beck asked Lemon, who responded , “Yes, that’s why they want me there.”

Looks like Lemon just outed CNN as a closeted conservative news network. We always suspected that!

Food, The Media

Washington Post Misses Wednesday Edition, Blames Pizza Hut

June 17, 2015 Pol Pinoy Leave a comment

WASHINGTON, D.C. (The Adobo Chronicles) – If you’re wondering why your favorite newspaper rack for The Washington Post is empty today, wonder no more. The country’s leading print newspaper does not have a Wednesday edition.

Yesterday, in the spirit of public service, newsroom staff of the Post participated in a taste test of the new Pizza Hut hot dog-stuffed crust. “We’re doing the tasting so that you don’t have to,” the staff said in a recorded video of the taste test.

Staff reaction to the new pizza which will officially launch Thursday was, at best, lukewarm. Many found the pepperoni and hot dog combination unnecessary and far from appetizing.

Now back to why there is no Wednesday edition of the Post this week. All staff that participated in the Pizza Hut taste test left the newsroom early Tuesday. They all suffered from indigestion.

But not to worry, you can still read the paper’s online edition.

As for the hot dog pizza? Well, you just need to make your own judgment Thursday.

And oh, don’t forget the mustard.