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Actor Gabby Concepcion Thankful He Was Cussed By President Duterte

IMG_5416MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Instead of being enraged, Gabby Concepcion expressed deep gratitude to President Rodrigo Duterte who cussed the actor in a recent televised speech.

Gabby Concepcion, mukha kang pera, p*tng *na ka,” Duterte said repeatedly. (Translation: “money-faced son-of-a-b*tch)

The President was, of course referring to ABS-CBN’s Gabby Lopez whom he described as one of the country’s oligarchs.

Concepcion told The Adobo Chronicles that he was very honored to have been mentioned by the President.

“It means he is an avid fan,” Concepcion, a hearthrob of the 80’s, said of Duterte.

The actor is also very thankful because now, his name will go viral and this could only again jumpstart his acting career.

All’s well that ends well.

JUST RELEASED: Official Transcript Of The Exchange Between Vice Mayor Paolo Duterte and Senator Antonio Trillanes

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Here is the official transcript of the exchange between Davao City Mayor Paolo Duterte and Senator Antonio Trillanes at yesterday’s Senate Hearing on the smuggling of illegal drugs:

TRILLANES: Are you willing to sign this waiver to open your bank account records?

DUTERTE:  I invoke my right against self-incrimination.

TRILLANES: Are you willing to show us the tattoo on your back?

DUTERTE:  I invoke my right to privacy.

TRILLANES: Is there question that you are willing to answer?

DUTERTE: P*tang *na Mo!

TRILLANES: I will hold you in contempt!

DUTERTE:  I invoke my right to free speech!

An Important Message From The Adobo Chronicles

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