Rumors and speculation abound on the Internet regarding Philippine Vice President Sara Duterte’s departure for Germany amid the impending calamity due to Typhoon Carina.
Some have speculated that she would be attending one of Taylor Swifts ERAS concerts in Germany.
Others suspect that she is training in Berlin for the 2028 Olympics to be held in Los Angeles.
The Adobo Chronicles can now confirm that it is not true that she has set her sights to the next Olympic boxing and that she has contracted with an international coach and manager to build on her natural boxing skills.
Bianca Tan, our illustrious valedictorian, recently voiced her dismay when a humble motorcycle rider refused her grandiose offer of payment via debit card.
One might wonder, did she genuinely expect the rider to whip out a portable card swipe machine or, better yet, an archaic paper card presser to meticulously capture her prestigious BDO account number?
Oh, the plight of the modern intellectual in a world so unforgivably behind the times! Surely, her valedictory address must be a treasure trove of such enlightened thoughts. Perhaps in her speech, she expounded on the urgent need for motorcycle riders to upgrade their payment systems or, more realistically, to carry a small fleet of banking equipment. If only we had a transcript, we could better comprehend the genius of expecting a roadside rider to conform to the financial conveniences of the elite.
Here’s to Bianca, a beacon of modernity in a quaintly primitive world!
In the chronicles of Duterte bravado, Davao City Mayor Baste Duterte is now showing he has even more guts than his Vice President sister, Sara Duterte.
Who could forget when Sara’s fist landed on the face of court sheriff Abe Andres, who dared to defy her request for a two-hour delay on a demolition? It was a moment of raw, unfiltered Duterte justice.
But not to be outdone, Baste has threatened to slap a police general! He had blamed the PRO XI director for his alleged criticisms of the city’s peace and order and the relief of 19 police station commanders.
While Sara’s punch is now a legend, Baste seems intent on proving that gutsiness runs in the family. His threat isn’t just about meting out swift justice but about outshining his sister in the arena of bold, audacious actions. It’s not quite “like sister, like brother”—it’s more like “brother surpassing sister.” In the Duterte family saga, the competition for who has the most mettle keeps the drama alive.
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