In a heroic show of unwavering loyalty, Die-hard Duterte Supporters (DDS) and their beloved paid vloggers have sprung into action, rallying behind Vice President Sara Duterte after her theatrical performance at the House of Representatives budget hearing.

Who needs policy discussion when you can transform a Q&A into a personal roast session, right? Perhaps this off-topic extravaganza was a clever tactic, a desperate attempt to resuscitate her plummeting trust and performance ratings.

But the real drama lies with the DDS vloggers, valiantly fighting to preserve their golden goose. After all, where else can one find such a lucrative opportunity to turn politics into profitable entertainment?

As they furiously churn out content to defend their queen, one can’t help but wonder: is this a strategic masterstroke, or just a last-ditch effort to keep the pesos rolling in? Either way, it’s reality TV at its finest!