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Philippine Catholic Bishops Issue New Pastoral Letter In The Wake Of SC Decision On Sereno

MANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – Following last Friday’s Supreme Court decision ousting Maria Lourdes Serena from her post of Chief Justice, the Catholic Bishops’ Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) has issued a new pastoral letter that will be read at all churches today, Sunday:

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May 13, 2018

Dear Brothers and Sisters in Christ:
First of all, we would like to greet all moms a Happy Mothers’ Day — except single moms, divorced moms and those who have had abortions in the past.

We, your beloved bishops are saddened by the decision of the Supreme Court to oust one of our devout and avid followers and a generous contributor to our Sunday collection baskets — Maria Lourdes Sereno — from her post as Chief Justice.

We have done all we can to prevent this kind of decision by the Supremes.  We sent our priests and nuns to the protest lines, encouraged our followers to fast for ten days, and even did many pray-overs for Sereno.  All to no avail.

So, we are now asking our legislators to amend our Constitution and abolish the principle of Separation of Church and State which has prevented us from doing more to come to the aid of our distressed brothers and sisters.

Abolishing this absurd provision in our Constitution will enable our men and women in robes to be more openly and actively engaged in the political arena, and even run for public office.  We sincerely believe that this is the only way we could truly make a difference in the lives of our faithful.

We appeal to our friends in Congress and Senate, including Senators Bam Aquino, Risa Hontiveros, Francis Pangilinan and Franklin Drilon, as well as Congressmen Ted Baguilat and Gary Alejano, to immediately propose a bill calling for a Constitutional amendment to strike the Separation of Church and State from the supreme law of our land.

We ask all our faithful to pray hard for this to happen, and to be generous with the collection baskets this Sunday, so that we may be able to pursue this urgent and much-needed legislative action.

Tuloy and laban!

Very sincerely,

You concerned and loving Bishops

Ban On Political Homilies At Churches Starts At Midnight

B5A234D0-4A7A-4B61-B8B3-6330EDCCB7A9.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – As  the clock strikes midnight tonight, the liquor ban in connection with Monday’s Barangay elections starts.  It is illegal for vendors to sell liquor or for consumers to drink alcohol in public. (Hopefully, you’ve stocked up on your San Mig Lights or Fundador by then, for home consumption.)

Unknownst to many, Commission on Elections (COMELEC) rules also prohibit Catholic Churches from using the pulpit to discuss politics, especially this Sunday before election day.

Priests and bishops caught using Sunday mass homilies to influence voters or to discuss politics, will be immediately arrested and jailed.

COMELEC told The Adobo Chronicles that the ban is in keeping with the Constitutional provision of separation of Church and State which is often violated by Filipino bishops and priests (yes, even nuns of course.)

So, if you attend church tomorrow and hear your mass presider talk politics during his homily, call 911 or make a citizens arrest.

 

VP Leni Robredo Prays To The Patron Saint Of Elections

5D41B3F9-37DA-4908-B646-C3810A538580.jpegMANILA, Philippines (The Adobo Chronicles, Manila Bureau) – With her camera crew in tow, Philippines Vice President Leni Robredo attended church this morning at St. Paul the Apostle parish church in Quezon City.

The Adobo Chronicles caught up with Robredo on her way out and we asked her what what she intently prayed for.

Robredo is facing an uphill battle in the electoral protest (recount) filed by BongBong Marcos.  So far, Robredo’s lead in the 2016 Vice Presidential elections had narrowed down by 5,000 votes.

Robredo said she asked for grace and enlightment from Barsabbas, considered by Christians as one of the patron saints of elections.  The other saint is Matthias.

Barsabbas and Matthias were the two who were fighting for the No. 12 spot in Jesus Christ’s apostles — to replace Judas Escariot.  Matthias was ‘voted’ to take that spot.

Tsk, tsk. Robredo apparently prayed to the wrong patron saint — Barsabbas, the one who was not chosen.